Randomness of the Queen: Zweiter Teil

Babies

My boyfriend and I are gonna get a husky baby (yeah yeah...a puppy...wtf ever cause it'll still be my furry baby). We made a deal that if it's a boy he gets to name him, and if it's a girl I get to name her. There's also a stipulation I added that he or she must have two names cause all my furry babies and not so furry babies (I've had turtles too) have always had two names. Yep...I already have the girl name picked out...lmao.

What he doesn't know...but will cause I'm sure he'll probably read this is:
(1) I plan on teaching him or her commands based on spells cause I saw a video, and it's fucking awesome! 😁
(2) If we wind up getting a boy, which he'll get to name, I'm still putting a sparkly masculine colored collar on him so he's momma's handsome boy. 😉
(3) He or she will be spoiled af by said momma (duh...me). 😂

We're also gonna get a ferret eventually, and the name thing applies to the ferret as well. And idgaf if it's a girl cause the name will be somehow related to Draco Malfoy...maybe Dramione Malfoy or Draconian Malfoy or some other feminine version. This is for obvious reasons, and if you don't know then you're definitely not a potterhead.

Also...of course...we'll have a turtle cause I'm gonna get a baby one soon and those little fuckers live a long time...unless they get sick. (One of the three I had in high school got the equivalent of what leukemia is in humans). I'm naming this one since I'm getting it on my own whether it's a boy or a girl, and it'll have a name associated with the fantabulous wizarding world.

🐶🐢💚💛💙❤❤💙💛💚🐢🐶