Maknae | j.jk

Chapter 46

"God, that stinks." I pushed Yoongi as he let out some gas.

I was at Yoongi and Andrea's apartment where we were watching some TV dramas. Yoongi had just let one rip, and he was on the other side of Andrea. It smelt like shit.

"I think I got another one." He bit his lip and scrunched his nose.

"No, Yoongi!" Andrea cackled, "Bad!"

She hit him over the head with a piece of paper and began airing the space so the stink would go away.

"Not my fault you gave me two peanut butter and jellies." He shrugged as if he were basically bragging about it.

"Okay, but I don't fart when I have one." Andrea flipped her hair.

"No, you do." He blandly said.

"I do not!"

"No you do. It's all like: PFFT!!!" He impersonated her flatulence loudly and obnoxiously as if they were mini bombs.

"Stop~!!" She whined and repeatedly hit his arm as he continued different fart noises.

"IT SMELLS BAD TOO! IT SMELLS LIKE WHEN I GET INTO THE BATHROOM AFTER JIMIN TAKES A DUMP!" He continued.

"Min Yoongi-ah~!!"

"Jesus." I stared at the two.

Suddenly, I received a text message.

I opened my phone and looked at the message.. From Jungkook.

JK Bitchy Thot:

Call me ASAP.

I frowned at the text message and poked Andrea's back. I told her the text and showed her the screen. Mainly to just ask what I should do and wondering why he would text me. Especially at 9 o'clock.

"Why did you name him 'JK Bitchy Thot', though.." Yoongi mumbled.

"Shut up, that's not important!.... What do you think, Andrea?"

She scratched her non-existent beard and thought hard.

"I think it's a booty call. You should call him though."

"Wha'? Andrea, we're not together. I can't go around doing stuff like that." I glared at her.

"Oh, sorry, Ji-ho must've been some other story then." She cleared her throat as Yoongi let out an 'OH....".

"Burn." Yoongi snickered.

"...That's different."

"True, you didn't know him. I realize the difference." She shrugged as Yoongi let out an explosion impersonation.

"This isn't helping, Andrea."

"Sorry...." She looked down at her fingers, "Probably isn't helping Jungkook with his booty call, he probably has to 'deal' with it himself."

"OH......." Yoongi paused, "Wait. EW, ANDREA!"

"What~?! It's not gross, I hear you when I get ho--"

"Shut the fuck up, I'm leaving." I got up and held my hands in the air saying 'Nope' then left.

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"What took you so fucking long?! I SAW THAT YOU READ THE TEXT MESSAGE!" Jungkook yelled into the phone angrily, causing me to wince at the earrape.

"So-rry Mr. Dramaqueen, I had to deal with Andrea and Yoongi being perverts again."

"Wow, that just seems SO important." Jungkook replied with attitude and sass.