(BOI THEM HIPS!! WORK IT KOOKIE!)
"Bitch, tell us!" Andrea snapped.
....
"ANDREA!!"
"So-rry.." She huffed, still impatiently tapping her foot.
"We're...." I looked at Jungkook with a smile before we continued.
"You're pregnant again?" Jin slouched, feeling bummed and exhausted from the 2 kids already.
"No.. We're getting married~~!"
"WHAT THE SHIT!"
"Hoh my gawd."
"Wait what, I wasn't listening."
"SHIP!"
"Good Jesus, she got pregnant again didn't she......"
"No!" I frowned, my mood lowering.
"Oh.. Congratulations!" Yoongi corrected himself, making a gummy smile then back to his flat blank face.
"Yoongi, be nice." Andrea glared at him, nudging him.
"I'm happy for you two." He smiled 'sincerely'.
"That's better, pup."
"I'm so happy, oh my fuckery doo.." Mrs. Jeon squealed, running over to me and hugging me.
"Are you sure you're not pregnant though?" She pulled away with a straight face.
"I'm positive." I smirked, raising an eyebrow at her.
"Okay good....I get to choose the dress, okay?"
"Eomma, it's MY wedding." I chuckled.
"AHHHHHH I'M SUFFERING ALREADY! YOU SLICK YOUNG LADY!" She eye-smiled me and hugged me again.
"Use a condom." She whispered.
"WOH-"
"That's enough, Eomma." Jungkook shooed her as she huddled away.
"Yayy, I called it." Tae shot me his famous smile.
"Ah, really?"
"Yes." He snickered, punching Jimin's arm after saying 'Your penalty'.
"Yah!..." Jimin glared at Tae playfully then rubbed his arm, "Congratulations. Treat her well or we're gonna gang bang you, Jungkook."
"HAHA.... Okay, get out." Jungkook shoved the shorter Jimin.
"Have more babies, please." Namjoon said the second he got to us.
"No man, I'm not shoving more heads out of my vagina. No way." I laughed, giving Namjoon a hug.
"Fine... Maybe when your older, have at least 1 more. For Uncle Namjoon." Namjoon peaked a smile with his dimples.
"MAYBE. But hey, I know who would definitely have kids for sure... Talk to Andrea and Yoongi.." I smirked.
He gasped and ran over to them immediately... Not without accidentally knocking over Mrs. Jeon's lamp.
"Can I be the best man?" Jin asked after congratulating us.
"Jin, all of you guys could be my best men." Jungkook said.
"No, hell to the no. I'm not sharing 'Best man' with those other kids. I did so much for your children, you better let me be the best man." He forced a mad face then burst out into his wind-wiping laugh.
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Maknae | j.jk
Fanfiction"So 'Golden Maknae', huh?" "Yeah.. Just something I picked up along the way during Freshmen year.." Jungkook said with a smile. "Golden means you can do anything right?" I attempted to tease him. "I guess." He shrugged. "Interesting.." I bit my lip...
