~Present~
Remember how I said to not trust your Uncle Michael? “Yes.”
Well I’m going to say this again. Don’t trust your Uncle Michael.
~2012~
I hadn’t been on a date before this, so I was really excited when Michael told me that he had found me an amazing girl and had set up a blind date for the two of us.
~Present~
"Was it mum?" No.
~2012~
That was until I saw who it was. “No fucking way. Elaine Royce.”
Now Elaine Royce was pretty—I can’t deny that—but it was what happened about two years before that blind date that got me wanting to escape the restaurant the moment I saw her.
~2009~
Elaine was the beauty queen of the school. Which also translates to the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
~Present~
“Is this the same Elaine that lives in the corner of the street with a bunch of cats?” Yes.
“What happened?”I’m saving that story for later.
“What about mum?” Later.
“When?”Kacie….shut up.
~2009~
Anyways, it was 2009 and we were still in school. I was walking around with your Uncle Michael and I saw Elaine with her boyfriend. Then I saw her with another guy later, then another and another.
But that wasn’t why I hated her and that definitely wasn’t the reason I ran away.
~Present~
“Then what was?” I shall tell you later.
“You can’t leave us at a cliff-hanger like that dad!” Too bad.
“What kind of a story is this!?!?” Kacie, you’re grounded for three weeks now.
“WHAT DID I DO?!” You raised your voice and…
“AND WHAT?” You trusted your Uncle Michael. You didn’t listen to me. Don’t trust your Uncle Michael.
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