written october 8th
~ i hope you know this poem is written about a person i met on omegle because he was fukin awful lmao i will never forget him, also the authors note at the end of this chapter has mature content so advert your eyes children ~
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you
you started with the joke
the joke rebounded from sarcasm
the joke that i will never
forget
you
you tried to get me to strip
out of the baggy shirt i was wearing
a shirt that i was wearing
during a conversation that i will never
forget
you
you told me just to relieve you
that i was 'too hot' and he 'needed help'
but i would never
i'm not that kind of person
the person
you'll
forget
~
~ahahahahah i'm dying. here's a copy and paste of the beginning of mine and his conversation on omegle
for people not familiar with omegle, it's full of horny guys who i lead on and then leave the conversation before anything realllly happens because i'm a bitch lmao
anyways so this is A BIT of what happened ( i'm You, he's Stranger ) ~
You: Hi
Stranger: big, hard and shaved. interested?
You: Only if it's not your penis
Stranger: hahah what do you think it is then
You: Hopefully a big dog. I love dogs.
Stranger: you can call him dog if you wish :P
You: Oh that got kinky fast.
You: No thanks, I don't wanna see your dick.
You: Nice conversation though.
Stranger: one of the best conversations here right lol
You: Yeah. This is pretty great.
Stranger: so much fun hahah
You: You see, you can have real conversations without showing your big hard and shaved dick! All you need to do is.. *gasp*
You: Actually talk!
Stranger: i know but im horny af right now
You: Isn't everyone on omegle? Well, except me. Because well, I'm just bored.
You: You'll live.
You: I don't think not being relieved is gonna kill you.
Stranger: i have a cool proposition for you
You: I'm interested
Stranger: help a fellow omegler out and then we can have a normal and fun conversation
Stranger: you dont have to look at my dick lol
You: I hope you know, I just rolled my eyes. This is already a fun conversation. Now, I could help you get off, but 1, I'm under the age of 18 and I aiint gonna be banned from this shit website for child pornograhpy.
~ that's a bit of what happened and omg it was great, he even told me at the end that.. wait I'll just show you what he said : ~
You: I'm gonna go now.
You: I hope you find a girl that has DD boobs and wants to bang on here.
Stranger: i dont need girl like that
Stranger: i just found the right one
Stranger: you are the right one
Stranger: i dont have to jerk off i will be a gentlemen
Stranger: stay for me
You: Hahah sure I am the one for you ;) I hope you never forget me.
You: Goodbye, dude.
~ isn't that sweet??? lmao he was just another horny loser though, anyways, this doesn't need to be on my poems story so bye ~
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