"What?!" We say to Phil. He smiles childishly to the camera.
"A fan made it! A jumper for two people. See! It has two head holes." Phil says happily.
"Look- Phil. We know you ship it. But why?!" Dan says. He puts his hand behind you. You feel it glaze across your butt. You look at Dan. He seems oblivious.
"So. Here you go, get changed!" He says throwing us the jumper.
After a few minuets, you emerge from Dan's room and you see Phil standing there with his camera. You awkwardly find a place to put your arm, Dan notices your struggles and he puts his hand in your back jean pocket and you notice it... he is kinda holding your ass. Suddenly you giggle lightly.
"Okay- yeah. I'm touching your ass. Lets get even. Put your hand on my ass." Dan says.
You look at him.
He roles his eyes.
You put your hand in his jean pocket.
"Okay Phil. Now what?" You say.
"Twenty-Four Hours." Dan p
You and Dan estate art Phil in awe and shock.
"You mother fuc-" Dan says towards Phil before he turns off the camera.
--
"Task number one. Food. You must make food that the other would enjoy. Time starts... Now!" Phil says.
" DAN, HAND ME THE LAPTOP." You day, Dan look puzzled but does so anyway.
You go to a pizza website and go to make your own pizza. Phil gets his camera and focuses on the screen.
You and Dan sit awkwardly on a chair that was far too small for the both of you.
"Okay, go pick your sauce, toppings, stuffed crust or not, but I must do the clicking, then you do the same for me. Okay?" You say. You turn to Dan, and he is smiling at you.
"Shut up, you."
- -
"Okay, the two orders have been placed. Anything you would like to say to them in the 'extra info' box?" Dan asks.
You grab the laptop and type in anything free, and draw cat whiskers on the box please ;)
Dan didn't see and you both press pay once arrived and order.
Phil is smiling at his phone, looking giddy.
You and Dan awkwardly shuffle towards him.
"Ohhhhhh. Philly has a girlfriend." Dan says.
"The smol bean has grown up." You then say.
"Phillip and Daisy, sitting in a tree-" Dan starts.
"K-I-S-S-I-N-G." You continue.
The comments keep on coming, not missing a beat.
Phil texts Daisy, saying he has the get back filming, and he turns to us.
You both stop.
- -
The next two challenges were easy -east the food, and for Dan do your hair - but then an untasked challenge came up.
"Phil... I recommend you take out your camera..." You say, Phil looks dubious, but he does so, Dan still sits looking at Tumblr.
"....Dan...."
"Yes, Y/N?"
"I need to go to the bathroom."
"Oh. No."
"....yeah...."
"....Phil, you know you cant record this, right?" Dan jokes.
- -
We get to the bathroom Dan kisses you intensely.
You start laughing to make him go away, he does. He knows this trick.
"Dan..." You say sheepishly.
"What, babe?" He says.
"I'm on my period."
"Shit. Of all days?"
"Yeah... look - I can't control it!"
"Yeah, I get it... do you have any - erm, sanitary products?"
"Im a girl on my period, you think I don't have any sanitary products? Ha! Let me go to your room."
"My room?! Have you- "
"Planted products everywhere? Yup. Now, I'm gonna take this off, and get them."
"Fine..."
You ran into his room and lift up his mattress, tampons... no, Dan would be one hundred percent horrified. So you go to his desk, and into his pull out drawer. I pull it out of the desk, and saw pads hidden behind.
I go back to Dan and he is sitting on the toilet, as in- on the seat.
- -
"Our relationship has taken a large turn." Dan says.
"...we needed it to happen at one time or another." You say.
"Peeing in front of each other?" Phil says.
You and Dan look at each other.
And start laughing.
"Phil, you poor oblivious soul..." Dan says.
"Sure, we were peeing." You say.
You and Dan sit down on sofa and hold hands inside the jumper...
You love him.
YOU ARE READING
Panel // Daniel Howell x Reader
Fanfiction|| rewriting || "I am awkward, you are awkward, lets go out."
