46 Café de le Nerd

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"And a wall devoted to fandoms!"

"Or shall I say..... Phandoms."

"and potterheads, whovians, EVERY FANDOM."

"EVERY FANDOM."

"Sally, y/n, what are you scheming?"

"Oh Dan, myself and y/n are planning a cafe."

"Cafe de le nerd, to be precise."

"Cafe de le nerd..."

"Daniel Howell! How dare you say that to your girlfriend!"

"My heart is full, but its broken to..."

"What?! I was... complementing it..."

"Mmhmm."

"If you say so, mate. But look at her. Heart. Broken."

"Right. Sorry. Need a lil' kiss?"

"Danny. No."

"Why not? They are dating..."

"Aww my little Philly is so smol..."

"Hey Daisy."

"Hey Sally."

"What about me?"

"And me?"

"And me?"

"And me?"

"Okay then. Hi dan, hi sally, hi y/n. And I already greeted you phil..."

"Okay then...."

"Wait, Why were you all gathered in here?"

"Well, Daisy, I came in here cause I heard Dan, Sally and y/n talking. And exclusion is bullying."

"I came in here cause Sally and my girlfriend were talking."

"Why were you and sally here, y/n?"

"...."

"We never invited you."

"I invited Daisy and dan said we would get a taxi to your house."

"..."

"I have a key."

"SALLY."

"HOW?"

"SHE NOT EVEN DATING EITHER OF YOU. Y/N, DO YOU HAVE A KEY?"

"No."

"You and Phil are dating?"

"Yeah."

"Okay. Let's get dinner."

"Double date night. Me and daisy, dan and y/n."

"Plus me... third wheeling."

"Fifth wheeling?"

"How?"

"Cause there are four of us and plus Sally, that's five.... so..."

"Fifth wheeling." You all say in sync.

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