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Adding Damian Part 2

Tim: who added this brat in here?

Dick: what's wrong with that? Isn't he part of this loving family too?

Jason: I think I'm gonna be sick

Dick; aww need me to make you feel better, Jay?

Damian: where is father?

Tim: get lost, you possessed child.

Damian: I wasn't talking to you

Jason: DICK YOU DICK LET ME GO OR I WILL SHOOT YOU

Damian: I think I like this dead guy

Tim: language!!!!!

Jason: IM NOT DEAD AND TELL THIS DICK TO LET ME GO

Dick: but I'm not a bad word....

Jason: STOP WITH YOUR PUPPY EYES YOU DICK WARD

Damian: in any case, I'll let you two do your gay cuddling while I look for father myself

Tim: no you're not. I'm going to find him first.

Damian: then let's take this to a competition level

Tim: you're on

Jason: IM NOT GAY I AM STRAIGHT

Tim: ... you sure?

Jason: um... maybe I do date Roy sometimes... bUT STILL MOSTLY KORI AND BARBARA

Dick: YOU. ARE. DATING. MY. CRUSHES????? >:(((((( I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU MY LITTLE BROTHER HOW COULD YOU

Bruce: ENOUGH

•••••2 seconds later•••••

Damian: there you are father

Bruce: if you hadn't noticed, I've been trying to work peacefully but you all are spamming me

Dick: but daddyyy.....

Bruce: Now stop acting like armatures and being gay and fighting or I'm going to send you all to Alfred's daycare

Jason: you wouldn't dare

Bruce: try me.

•••••8 minutes later•••••
Jason: OKAY OKAY I GIVE IN ALFRED MAKES FOOD AND BABYSITTING TERRIBLE

Bruce: now you know how my childhood was like even after my parent's death. :P