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Infinity War

Infinity War is coming out and I'm running out of ideas, so this is just one of the few things that can inspire so here we go!!!
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Skype call to Male Bats  from Duke
Members: Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Duke

Duke: hey guys

Dick: What's up

Tim: Hey

Damian: t.t.

Jason; hmph

Bruce leaves the call

Tim: he left even before we started

Dick: he's been busy lately you shouldn't have called him Duke

Duke: oh I didn't know... I'll apologize to him later

Jason: never disturb an angry bat when he is in business

Damian: what do you want Duke

Duke: I was wondering if anyone is watching Infinity War

Tim: Infinity War? What about the Justice League?

Dick; you've been gone for too long, Tim. Did you forget it's April already?

Tim: aw man my premier tickets for Justice League...

Damian: who told you to stupidly die and disappear for months

Dick: I'm watching Infinity War

Tim: I'm going to order premier tickets for the movie. Can't believe time went by so fast.

Jason: time only passes that quickly when you are dead

Damian: what a nerd

Dick: why premium tickets? Can't you just get the regular ones?

Tim*shrugs*: it's a nerd thing. We like to watch a nerd movie as much and quickly as a hungry speedster craving some food

Duke: well I was wondering if we could watch the movie together

Damian: Wally probably bought tickets for everyone for the movie. So I'll pass

Jason; not interested

Duke: someone's gonna die

Jason: okay now I'm listening

Dick: what???

Tim: OMG WHO

Duke: that was a spoiler

Dick: I bet it is Vision

Tim: how would you know Dick? You don't even watch nerd movies

Dick: Sometimes I watch MCU movies

Damian: that's not a surprise

Duke: true. Thanos took the stone

Jason: why him? I'd prefer if it was Bucky or something

Tim: why Bucky?

Jason: he reminds me of myself

Dick: that is so true!!! But why kill someone who is like you?

Jason: better to be dead than alive as an outlaw

Tim: sTEVE FOUGHT TO PROTECT BUCKY FROM THANOS

Duke: I saw. It was so emotional even watching the trailer

Damian: t.t. Imagine Rogers as Father and Jason as Barnes

Jason: I think that would be Dick

Tim Bruce doesn't care as much

Duke: okay so is anyone free to watch? We can watch together on the day it is being released

Tim: actually we would watch the movie in the screening room back at the Manor

Duke: wouldn't it be too late?

Dick: we buy the film. The entire film before the day of its release

Duke: how is that possible?

Jason: it's Bruce Wayne we're talking about here. What is impossible?

Duke: okay...

Tim: oh yes speaking of Bruce Wayne and Captain America did you guys know that Batman has fought against Captain America before?

Duke: wait what?

Dick: who won?

Damian: I bet it was father

Jason: don't think too highly of your father kid. He isn't that great you know

Damian: t.t.

Tim: actually Damian's right. Their arena was in a canal/drain and Batman won Cap by taking advantage of the arena. Not much of a surprise since he is the one and only Batman

Dick: how did you know this?

Tim: I read it somewhere in some comic, where DC fought against Marvel

Jason: do you know who else fought? Was I in it?

Damian: how about me?

Tim: it's a 20th century comic, Damian. You weren't even created yet, much less be in a comic. And no Jason you were not in there. Only Bruce and I were in it

Jason: what made you so special

Tim: Batman and Robin dynamic duo

Dick: who did you fight against

Tim: A girl from x-men called Jubilee

Damian: I bet you lost to that metahuman

Tim: I won her quite easily, and I didn't even lay a single punch on her

Damian: she sucks

Tim: but she has cool superpowers

Duke: okay this is really confusing me. Why would superheroes fight against each other in the first place?

Tim: it was the arena. We were meant to fight against each other. That's why when I had to fight against Jubilee I didn't want to injure her. We had to fight for the best.

Damian: what happened in the end?

Tim: with the help of some guy, everyone managed to get back to their own universe... well almost

Dick: who was left?

Tim*sighs*: Jubilee. She came by to pay a visit before going back

Jason: she must've loved you

Tim: well... I uh...

Damian: Stephanie is going to be so pissed at you

Tim: you are not telling her

Duke: uh guys so are we watching?

Dick: I should be free. Can I ask Barbs to tag along?

Duke: of course

Tim: I think my friend Ives has already bought me the tickets. Won't be joining you guys

Damian: not interested

Jason: I could go... or not

Duke: whatever it is, I'm going to book the tickets. Alright?

All: okay

Everyone ends the call