Call from Bruce to Dick
Bruce: Dick are you free for a moment?
Dick: What's up, Bruce? Yeah I'm free.
Bruce: I need your help.
Dick: When did you ever need my help?
Bruce: Since always.
Dick: You said you work alone
Bruce: I've got the biggest family among all superheroes, with more than 10 children under my care.
Dick: That's true
Bruce: Speaking of which, are your brothers around?
Dick: Jason, Damian and Thomas are with me in my living room. Tim's in my kitchen with Steph. Cass is in the training room with Barbara.
Bruce: why is everyone at your place?
Dick: we had a sleepover. Plus I wanted to give them a tour in Bludhaven and a nice stroll as siblings.
Bruce: did you just say Thomas, Damian and Jason are with you? What on earth are they doing together?
Dick: Fighting. *yells away from phone* Jason please don't use my lamp as a crowbar!
Bruce: That's normal.
Dick: But what isn't normal is that Tim refused to play video games.
Bruce: That's because he needs coffee.
Damian: Hello Father
Bruce: Damian? Where's Dick?
Damian: He's protecting Thomas from Jason who has gone crazy
Bruce: what happened?
Damian: We were playing Injustice 2 when I knocked Jason's Starfire out with my Joker and Thomas started laughing and so Jason went crazy.
Bruce: Doesn't sound like him.
Damian: Thomas said, "Looks like you got knocked dead by the Joker and his crowbar."
Bruce*groans*: argh
Damian: t.t. So long father. Why don't you come over?
Bruce: ... Just put me on with Dick
Dick: Hi daddy as you were saying, what help do you need?
Bruce: well...
Tim*from far away*: Dick is that Bruce? Tell him that I enhanced the systems in his third batmobile.
Bruce: No wonder I couldn't catch that robber last night
Dick: what robber?
Bruce: some common thief. I couldn't catch it cause I had trouble parking the batmobile. I almost shot the thief with a missile!
Dick: the grapnel button?
Bruce: the torch button.
Tim*afar yelling*: That's the weapons launcher button, Bruce! Torch button is on the left side!
Bruce: And I made honking sounds when I wanted to clean the windows.
Tim: That's the animal button!
Bruce: You need to stop upgrading my tech without my acknowledgement, Tim. I could kill someone with them.
Tim: I did ask you, and you said "hm".
Bruce: Was I in a cape?
Dick*to Tim*: was he in a cape?
Tim*to Dick*: he was in the showers!
Dick: When you were in the showers.
Bruce: so that was what Tim was chirping about?
Dick: I guess
Bruce: very well. I'll take my leave
Dick: By the way Bruce? Why did you call me though? You said you needed my help.
Bruce: Actually I was asking where my sons are and I couldn't find them so I needed your help.
Dick: well they're here.
Bruce: that's why I'm leaving. I just wanted to make sure. No one answered my calls other than you.
Dick: At least they're alright... or not.
Bruce: What's that? I heard noises behind the phone.
Dick: Tim threw Damian onto my brand new TV, Stephanie screamed and Cass just cursed for the second time in her life.
Bruce: second time?
Dick: the first one came when she broke one of my gym sets because Thomas accidentally kicked her onto the wall a little to harshly.
Bruce: at your place?
Dick: a few hours ago.
Bruce: So much must've happened during the sleepover
Dick: that pretty much sums up our report for our sleepover
Bruce: tell me about it when you people are back. I've got to go.
Dick: okay bye daddy
Bruce ended the call
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