Batfam (Waynes) chat created by Dick a long time ago
Members: Dick, Tim, Jason, Damian, Bruce, Barbara, Cassandra and StephanieDick: guies I just realized something
Tim: what is it?
Dick: we're all red or black or both
Damian: except you apparently
Dick: well I was certainly Red in the New 52, remember?
Cass: True.
Dick: furthermore, Jason and Tim codenames start with Red, and Kate is in red and black
Cass: I am in black
Steph: Bruce is in black
Tim: except Dick and Jason's Robin costumes apparently
Jason: I looked like pretty flowers in glitter. It sucked
Dick: did I look that bad?
All: yes
Dick: but Haley said it was nice...
Damian: t.t. You should have dressed in brown and red. Now I have to add yellow on my suit
Dick: your yellow cape isn't that obvious. You blocked it out with a black hood. You ruined the Robin tradition
Damian: Tim was in full red and black
Tim: but you didn't keep the underwear sticking out tradition
Damian: we're not in the 20th century anymore, and the idea of embarrassing myself is terrible
Dick: does everyone hate my costume idea? Am I the only one who loves it?
All: yes.
Dick: but Barba fell in love with me
Barbs: in my defense I was in love with your humor and good looks, not your hideous costume.
Dick: at least I ended up having a nice Nightwing costume
Bruce: you looked like the 80s disco costume. It was a let down.
Dick: oh come on!
Barbs: I thought you went skiing
Jason: more glitter to the black night
Tim: such a terrible idea
Damian: I agree with everyone. You had such a terrible fashion sense in the past, Grayson.
Dick: so now I'm better?
Bruce: not bad
Damian: That means Father likes it. I agree with him
Jason: blacker I like it
Cass: good
Tim: I like the upgrades, especially the mask and your utility storages. Very unique and useful
Barbs: except for the long hair...
All: except the long hair...
Dick: OH COME ON
Bruce: I'm glad you were given the haircut. Like what Alfred would say, it'd be much neater
All: agreed
Dick: AM I REALLY OUTDATED
All: yes
Dick: ARGH
Kate: can you guys stop spamming?
Bruce: GET BACK TO WORK
Dick: old-fashion... argh
Bruce: NOW
Dick: bad fashion sense...
Damian: t.t.
Jason: I need some help Tim can you come over to my place
Tim: on my way
Cass: Barbara
Dick: ugly hair...
Barbs: Alright I'll be there
Bruce: Boys remember to meet me this coming Saturday
Jason: I thought it was next Saturday
Damian: time flies so deal with it
Jason: now I feel that staying dead was much a better time
Damian: tell me about it
Kate: Has anyone seen the file for last week's Bat Team case? Someone please send it to me
Tim: I've got them
Dick: disco suit from the 80s...
Steph: I'll be free tonight. Anyone wants to go out with me?
Dick: skiing...
Cass: me
Bruce: Kate I need to collect some things later
Kate: alright but I'm going to be with Renee soon so do send to me after 4pm
Bruce: noted
Dick: glitter of the night...
All: OKAY DICK NOW STOP
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