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Batcafe

Drive through at the Bat cafe with
Bruce, Dick, Tim, Jason, Damian and Thomas

Person: hello this is the Batman Cafe! May I take your order?

Bruce: One Big Justice Meal, please.

Dick: A Robin kiddy meal for Damian.

Damian: not again, Grayson.

Dick*pouts*: fine order yourself

Damian: a Robin Meal...

Dick: told you

Damian: ...upsized to Batman

Person: sorry sir, but that upsize isn't available at all.

Damian: t.t. Then I'll take the Joker and Harley Combo

Dick: I'm not hungry, so I'm just going to go with the Two-Face

Bruce: what's that

Dick: Pie that is half-burnt

Bruce: Alfred is going to kill you for eating burnt food

Tim: he's probably gonna make you eat cucumber sandwiches for the rest of the week

Dick: whatever let him fight me... or not. Um let me change my order to Riddler burger.

Jason: is there Red Hood Rum

Person: sorry we don't have rum either. And why Red Hood?

Jason: never mind. What do you have for Red Hood?

Person: we have Red Hood velvet cake, Hooded Ice Cream and Red Juice which is strawberry juice... but I have to admit that I don't know if it is even related to Red Hood...

Jason: argh that's just great. Just get me the usual burger.

Tim: Three cups of Bat Latte.

Bruce: you don't need to drink that much, Tim.

Tim: Three cups of Bat Latte.

Dick: Tim...

Tim: Three cups of Bat Latte

Person: so I shall take that as nine cups of Bat latte?

Everyone: No!

Tim: ... yes.

Person: ... um

Bruce: cancel the latte. He'll take no-caffeine chocolate drink

Tim: NO

Dick: what about you Thomas

Thomas: um I'll have Penguin Pizza

Tim: NINE CUPS OF COFFEE

Bruce: That's all... no coffee right?

Person: uh yes...?

Bruce: alright we'll take this and go.

Tim: NO I NEED COFFE I WANT MY COFFEE GET ME COFFEE

Jason: shut up. *punches Tim*

Bruce: hey! No fighting in the car!

All the kids: *starts fighting and yelling in the car*

Bruce: KIDS

Kids: *yelling and fighting*

*Bruce drives off*

Person: um hello? Do you still want your order?