Skype call to Damian
Jon: Damian look what I've got!
Damian: a new phone
Jon: ... you don't seem happy for me
Damian: you should know that by now
Jon: well anyways I guess there's not much then
Damian: how did you get it?
Jon: my dad bought it for me
Damian: from a reporter's salary?
Jon: you sound just like your dad, just much meaner
Damian: I'll take that as a compliment
Jon: yikes
Damian: however, how can your dad would buy it for you though? You're only ten
Jon: some sons are just more trustworthy than others
Damian: I must be feeling insulted
Jon: anyways...
Damian: anyways what?
Jon: ...
Damian: what Jon?
Jon: ...
Damian: Jon? Superboy?
Jon: ... sorry I was just trying to sort out some stuff. Apparently my "iCloud" thing is very annoying to use. It keeps crashing and failing
Damian: you know how to hack the comms, but not operate iCloud. I find that very impressive
Jon: no one taught me how to use my phone, plus your dad taught me how to hack them
Damian: what's the point of iCloud anyways? What's so good about it?
Jon: apparently it is supposed to have some kind of backup function. I'm not too sure... was too lazy to see the manual and information stuff. Too long-winded
Damian: that is why you should read the manual
Jon: whatever
Damian: oh yeah and by the way what apple phone do you have?
Jon: iPhone 5. It's a hand-me-down from my dad.
Damian: which is why your dad bought a new phone. No wonder
Jon: how did you know?
Damian: I saw your dad recently and I noticed that he had a new phone. I thought he'd just throw the old one as I thought it was spoilt
Jon: if anything was a spoilt, we would just go to a phone shop to fix it, not buy a new one. We aren't as rich as your billionaire family
Damian: we don't usually use phones, but yeah we do have a lot of phones.
Jon: do you have a phone?
Damian: no...
Jon: is it because your dad doesn't trust you to handle one?
Damian: I just didn't need one
Jon: you're lying
Damian: I'm not
Jon: yes you are
Damian: no now stop
Jon*teasing*: oh my gosh Damian has no phone, yet he is older than me~
Damian: I'm going to kill you
Jon: I bet you're joking
Damian: you know when I'm kidding and when I'm not
Jon: that's why I know you're kidding
Damian: I hate you
Jon: so you do care about me
Damian ended the call
Jon: I knew it! Yes!
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