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Teen Titans chat group created by Damian a long time ago
Members: Raven, Starfire, Kid flash, Robin, Beastboy, Aqualad

Star: Guess what Titans, I've managed to apply for a job!!!

Aqualad: congrats Kori!

BB: Mama finally got a job!

KF: what job did you get?

Robin: I bet it is prostitution

BB: dude!

Star: no Damian I'm not

Robin: then what is it?

Star: I have become an English Teacher in a center for Childcare!

Aqualad: What???

Robin: you've gotta be kidding

Star: oh yes! There was a center that needed teachers, so I decided to do the volunteering to help out!

Robin: are you even qualified?

Star: do I need to have the quality?

BB: you mean Qualifications

Star: ah yes thank you Beast Boy. The Qualifications... is it wanted to be able to teach?

Robin: yes it is

Star: but I didn't know... and the Principle didn't tell me about having some sort of Qualifications

Robin: t.t why bother when you can't tell the difference between Principle and Principal

Star: is there a difference?

KF: yes...

Star: I thought one is British spelling and the other is American spelling?

Raven: A principle is the fundamental truth, concept or belief as the basic foundation of something. A Principal is a person of the main and important role, or the first of order in importance.

BB: woah Raven did you just memorize the dictionary?

Raven: it's called searching it up in the internet and then copying and pasting you dummie

Star: but still how do I get such of the Qualifications as a teacher? Do I need to read a book or sigh a form?

Aqualad: um you need to get a degree in a uni in teaching

Star: uni? What's a uni? Unit? Unity?

KF: he meant University

Star: that short form for a school is very the strange

Robin: you are the odd one

Star: I think I could try and apply for a university, and then get a degree so I can teach

KF: it's not that easy Kori

Star: it's not?

Aqualad: you go to school

KF: and study... ugh that sucks school is so boring!

BB: I'm really grateful that I turned green. I can't imagine myself stuck in those boring books!

Star: sucks? What does a book suck? A book doesn't have a thumb to suck or is a mosquito for it to suck blood

Raven: first off, your sentence is not grammatical. Secondly, the word sucks informally mean terrible and bad

Star: what is not grammatical of my sentence?

Raven: you should've said -> a book has neither a thumb to suck nor is it a mosquito.

Star: oh I see

KF: no offense but you would've been a really bad English teacher

Raven: I agree

BB: besides superheroing is much better than studying and teaching!

Star: I've never actually been to a school before, so I have yet to know what it means to even be in a university

BB: in so jealous of you

Robin: speaking of which Titans, there a meeting I need to hold gather in the meeting room now

Aqualad: why text us here

Robin: because you are all online now stop talking and we've got more important things to talk about now than Starfire having a job