Her: Let me guess where you from.
Him: Go ahead.
Her: America?
Him: Do I look like an American?
Her: Why would I say America in the first place if you don't look like an American?
Him: It is apparent that you have yet never visited my profile. (;
Her: No hah. Sorry not sorry. Why is that winky face flipped?
Him: You said yesterday your laptop wouldn't allow you to see emoticons. I flipped it so it wouldn't appear as an emoticon.
Her: You remember. How sharp.
Him: I told you I'm not a serious person.
Her: A flirty one, maybe.
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Conflation (Beginner's Luck Award)
Short Story❝ the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong. you just stop talking.❞
