they talked and talked and talked about random things.
but never did Luke ever mention his real name.
Her: You're probably 35 and I wouldn't know.
Him: Yeah, because I totally look like a typical 35 year old male.
Her: You look like a typical 65 year old male
Him: Well, apparently I don't even look my actual 19 years of age. Your words not mine.
Her: I can take it back
Him: I can also take back that I said you look 16 years old. You look... 14 YEARS OLD. 14.5 in the right selfie. Lol.
2 hours have passed.
and yet, they were still bantering.
mostly, about nonsense things.
Him: It's -2 Celsius. Totally hating England's weather right now.
Her: At least your -2 Celsius feels like -2. This 30 Celsius feels like 37
4 hours later...
Him: But I thought you live in Paris? xD
Her: I just put it on my description because I love Paris, silly.
Him: Haha
Her: But guess what the thought did? Thought wrong. Oopss.
Him: Haha! That's a classic!
Her: I'M SO FCKIN HILARIOUS I CAN'T BREATHE
Him: Freak. :P
Her: No seriously I hate England jokes
UK: 5:56pm ASIA: 12:56am
Her: You really make me curious. Never been intrigued my whole life.
Him: Then ask away. I'll answer everything. But I need to get going now. I sleep at 6:00 pm and wake up at 5:00 am.
Her: Wait wow? Why?
Him: Well apparently, I work out.
Her: "Apparently" huh. I can sense the wind blowing real hard from here. But okay goodnight.
Him: Night.
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Conflation (Beginner's Luck Award)
Short Story❝ the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong. you just stop talking.❞
