Her: Yep, that’s right. A guy practically just said that to me a while ago. Probably 10 minutes before you logged on and fortunately, he didn’t reply. I literally laughed my ass off. Here’s a screenshot: *sends a screenshot of Neil’s message”
Him:
Him: The funny thing is, most guys think that kind of talk impresses girls. Disgusting, rude and bad mannered. Or maybe he impressed you due to the fact that you felt the need to take a screenshot?
Her:
Him: And you finally changed your profile picture. This makes for a celebration.
serendipity is typing…
Her: I wasn’t impressed okay. I found it funny though.
Him: It wasn’t amusing at all I don’t think.
Her: Well. He said he had a fucking boner and I thought that was funny.
Him: Seriously, I don’t want to talk about this idiot anymore.
she frowned, a gigantic enigma tugging in her mind: is he upset?
just when she was about to reply to Luke, another chat box appeared on her screen. it was the Neil guy.
Neil: LMAO HAHAAHA OF COURSE I WAS JUST KIDDING! It’s me? Remember? Obviously the word “boner” never ceases to amuse you, Celestine. My laptop died and wasn’t able to reply back immediately. I missed you! :)
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Conflation (Beginner's Luck Award)
Short Story❝ the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong. you just stop talking.❞
