Wrong Number// Phan

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*DaddyDestroyerLester was invited by ChrunchyChris into "Dicks, Dicks, and More Dicks" group chat*

TasteTheRainbow: welcome

TinyPlanetExplorer: what did you do this time, Chris?

ChrunchyChris: everyone please welcome to the stage, DaddyDestroyerLester aka Phil Lester aka Daniel James Howell's official boyfriend

PastelHowell: i'm gonna kill him

PastelHowell: he's actually going to die

PastelHowell: and it will be because of me

ChrunchyChris: bring cheeseburgers to my funeral

DaddyDestroyerLester: what?

Trxye: literally same

TinyPlanetExplorer: I'm so confused on so many levels

DaddyDestroyerLester: you mean the story of my whole entire life

TasteTheRainbow: waittt guysss we forgot the introductionsssss

TasteTheRainbow: i'm tyler

Trxye: i'm his BOYFRIEND Troye

TinyPlanetExplorer: Pj but everyone calls me peej

ChrunchyChris: and i'm the gay lord and savior in the flesh, Christopher James Kendall

PastelHowell: do you guys do this every time a new person comes?

DaddyDestroyerLester: are all of you gay?

ChrunchyChris: stop asking so many questions and accept the gay

TinyPlanetExplorer: you should accept that not everyone here is gonna be gay

ChrunchyChris: SILENCE PHEASANT, I DO NOT CONSENT

Trxye: everyone here is sighing