Wrong Number// Phan

38

*Group chat name has been changed to "Are you Aaron Burr, sir?" by ChrunchyChris*

TasteTheRainbow: I'M MARQUIS DE LAFAYETTE

Trxye: I'm Hercules Mulligan

ChrunchyChris: I'M JOHN LAWRENCE IN THE PLACE TO BE

dannyboii: a. ham

phillylester228: a. burr

TinyPlanetExplorer: I guess I'll just be here

dannyboii: start us off

TinyPlanetExplorer: 1776. NEW YORK CITY

dannyboii: Pardon me. Are you Aaron Burr, sir?

phillylester228: that depends. Who's asking?

dannyboii: oh well sure sir

dannyboii: I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service sir. I have been looking for you

phillylester228: I'm getting nervous

dannyboii: Sir... I heard your name at Princeton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It's a blur, sir. He handles the financials?

phillylester228: you punched the bursar

dannyboii: Yes!
I wanted to do what you did. Graduate in two, then join the revolution. He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid. So how'd you do it, how'd you graduate so fast?

phillylester228: it was my parents dying wish before they past

dannyboii: you're an orphan Of course! I'm an orphan
God, I wish there was a war so we could prove that were worth more than anyone bargained for

phillylester228: can I buy you a drink?

dannyboii: that would be nice

phillylester228: while we're talking let me offer you some free advice

phillylester228: talk less

dannyboii: whatt??

phillylester228: smile more

dannyboii: HAAAA!

phillylester228: don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

dannyboii: you can't be serious

phillylester228: you wanna get ahead?

dannyboii: yes

phillylester228: fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

ChrunchyChris: YO YO YO YO YO YO WHAT TIME IS IT?

ChrunchyChris: SHOW TIME

TasteTheRainbow: SHOW TIME

Trxye: SHOW TIME

phillylester228: like I said...

ChrunchyChris: SHOW TIME SHOW TIME YO

ChrunchyChris: I'M JOHN LAWRENCE IN THE PLACE TO BE TWO PINTS O' SAM ADAMS BUT I'M WORKING ON THREE THOSE RED COATS DON'T WANT IT WITH ME CAUSE I WILL POP CHICK-A-POP THESE COPS TILL I'M FREE

TasteTheRainbow: OUI OUI MON AMI JE M'APPELLE LAFAYETTE THE LANCELOT OF THE REVOLUTIONARY SET I CAME FROM A FAR JUST TO SAY BONSOIR TELL THE KING CASSE TOI WHO IS THE BEST C'EST MOI

Trxye: Braahh Breahhh I am Hercules Mulligan. Up in it, lovin' it. I heard ya mother said "Come again?"

TasteTheRainbow: ayyy

ChrunchyChris: ayyyyy

Trxye: Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course. It's hard to have intercourse over for sets of corsets.

TasteTheRainbow: wow

ChrunchyChris: No more sex POUR ME ANOTHER BREW SON lets raise a couple more

ChrunchyChris: TO THE REVOLUTION

TasteTheRainbow: TO THE REVOLUTION

Trxye: to the REVOLUTION

ChrunchyChris: well if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton College

Trxye: Aaron Burr

ChrunchyChris: give us a verse, drop some knowledge

phillylester228: good luck with that: you're taking a stand

phillylester228: you spit. I'm 'a sit. We'll see where we land

TasteTheRainbow: boooo

Trxye: booooo

ChrunchyChris: burr, the revolution's imminent, what do you fall for?

dannyboi: if you stand for nothing, burr, what what'll you fall for?

Trxye: Ooh
Who you?
Who you?
Who are you?

TasteTheRainbow: Ooh
Who you?
Who you?
Who are you?

ChrunchyChris: Ooh
Who you?
Who you?
Who are you?

Trxye: ooh who is this kid? What's he gonna do?

TasteTheRainbow: ooh who is this kid? What's he gonna do?

ChrunchyChris: ooh who is this kid? What's he gonna do?

TinyPlanetExplorer: I feel pretty useless after all of this.

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