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phillylester228: do you ever just sit and think about someone and just sigh because you realize you're really super ultra gay for them and you're just realizing it and you know that you're screwed because you know they probably hate you and ughhh

ChrunchyChris: slow down lester

phillylester228: oops

ChrunchyChris: so you're gay for me, huh?

ChrunchyChris: well, sorry. I'm off limits. Peej was suuuuuuuper gay for me first.

phillylester228: NOT YOU, YOU FREAKING PRETENTIOUS SELF-AGGRANDIZING BASTARD

phillylester228: I was talking about daniel

ChrunchyChris: oooh I'm telling the group chat

phillylester228: I will kill you

ChrunchyChris: but what made you realize?

phillylester228: idk I was just sitting and all of a sudden I was smiling and guess who I was thinking about

phillylester228: I've seen him in person once and all I can think about is all the perfect fucking curls on his stupid head

phillylester228: and the stupid dimples on his stupid face

phillylester228: and his stupid fucking smile, don't get me started on that fucking smile

phillylester228: it's warm like sunshine y'know. It could literally replace the sun.

ChrunchyChris: feed me more. I'm a whore for this pure innocent gay shit

phillylester228: shut the fuck up Christopher

ChrunchyChris: anyways, whatcha gon do about it?

phillylester228: that's where you come in

phillylester228: you know dan better than I do

ChrunchyChris: nope, you gotta do this on your own. But friendly word of advice, always seem confident even if you feel like shitting yourself

ChrunchyChris: don't be a hoe

*ChrunchyChris has disconnected*


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✔️ Pure gay shit, check

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