_.JANICE._: you haven't talked to me for like a week, are you okay?
phil🍆: I'm not straight
_.JANICE._: okay... and... are you likee,,,, gay?
phil🍆: I meann... after fucking you, probably.
_.JANICE._: what?
_.JANICE._: I didn't, I mean, what?
_.JANICE._: I thought you liked me...
phil🍆: nope
_.JANICE._: wow okay... I'm sorry about that. Is this like... are you breaking up with me?
phil🍆: that's funny because I don't actually remember a time when we were actually dating. I just remember you being a thirsty hoe.
_.JANICE._: you don't have to be fucking rude, okay. I get it. I just wanted to make you happy. How was I supposed to know that's not what you wanted?
phil🍆: you would have known if you weren't a dumbass.
_.JANICE._: wow... okay.
*_.JANICE._ has disconnected*
phil🍆: try disconnecting your life while you're at it.
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~P!ATPP
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