The Pick Up Lines They Use On You:
----------------------------------------------A/N: sorry for not making chapters I'm not gonna give an excuse I was just being a lazy AssButt.,hope you enjoy because I know I didn't
Warnings:Slight Cursing,Perverted Jokes.
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Evan Hansen-
-I'm a tree branch and your my leaves,but I don't want you to leaf me
-According to my tree guide,your the most beautiful tree here.......
Y/N:Uh thanks I guess?...
-Uh um uhhh I U-Uhh
*sweating profusely* W-well it was nice m-meeting you B-bye n-n-now!!!....
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(ThE iNsaNelY CoOl!!!)
Jared Kleinman-
-KiNkY *finger guns towards you*
-Shit!you hawt!
-It's getting hot in here,Y/N you need to get out
-Are you a bathbomb cause I'd suck you all day🌚
((Best one though)
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Connor Murphy-
-actually talks to you
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Yeah these sucked ass.....
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