Wasted Years [Andy AU]

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"And then I walked in on them doing the naughty!" I exclaimed, every person in the class looking at me with the same expression; what the hell is she on? You see, after the bell rang I made sure to knock at the door before entering, which is pretty unnormal for me. I mean I treat the world as my personal playground and call of them in it my peasants. Opening the door slowly, I let out a sigh of relief. People started to ask me 'why I wasn't acting like my normal self', some even thanking God. Anyways I made everyone silent before I started the story, in the middle of class. Great job, mo. Did I mention I had Mr. Leighton? Well, I do. "Monique, shut up this instant!" I smirked. "And I started to scream because...you know. I saw impurity. I'm pretty sure I'm not a..." virgin now. I clasped a hand over my mouth before looking up to see everyone still giving me the same look. "Who was it!", a small petite girl exclaimed from the far back.

Her eyes were black and her hair too, she was rocking a band tee and some ripped skinny jeans. "Okay, story time's over. Everyone scatter away now" I said and made my way to the girl. A boy was sleeping peacefully on the desk beside her and I pushed him to the floor and took his seat. That's right peasant. He glared at me before turning around and finding another seat. I turned towards the girl, whom was now giggling, I smiled. She was beautiful. "My name is Monique. Yours?" The girl looked at everyone around us, before turning to me and pointing at herself. I laughed and nodded. "Um...I'm Talia. I'm kind of new around here." She seemed unsure and fiddled with the hem of her shirt. I placed my hand on her shoulder, making her look up. "New girl meet your new best friend" Her eyes lit up. "and I'm not saying that because you're wearing a Blink-182 tee" I joked, trying to make her laugh again. She laughed and it was now I realized that the whole class was staring at us, including Mr. Leighton. He was standing near the door with the principle. Sh*t, I'm in trouble.

Making my way out the door, the principle took his hand on my lower back, guiding me to his office. I had been to his office a couple of times before, so I already knew the way there. Perv. I immediately pulled away from his touch, causing him to turn and look at me. I quickly rushed into his office, which had come in sight. He came in after me and sat down on his chair. Wow, it looks really comfortable. Of course, he gave me the uncomfortable one. I eyed the seat in front of his desk with distaste. It's true when they say old men has terrible fashion sense. "Sit down Monique" I quickly looked towards the principle, narrowing my eyes. How dare he scare me? Deciding that I had enough detentions already, I sat down on the uncomfortable chair. "I..." He held up his hand. "I was originally going to have a talk about your relationship with Mr. Leighton and give you a detention, but I'm going to go easy on you" "But you don't understand, it was this llama...wait what?" I stopped up, this must be a dream. The principle chuckled. "All you have to do is clean the football stadium after the match on Friday." I inwardly groaned. "Can I get a detention instead?" I said, hoping he would change his mind. "No. Now shoo. Of to your class." He stood up and approached me, trying to grab my shoulder. No way. He is not touching me. I stood up and sprinted out the door. "Goodbye mister principle sir, have a nice day!"

I rushed to my locker, only to see a crowd forming around it. "Hey peasants! Away from my locker. Shoo, scatter now!" Everyone continued to look at the middle of the circle, cheering whatever was going on, on. I made my way to the middle of the circle, elbowing people in the stomach on purpose. Serves them right for standing in front of my locker. I froze when I saw the reason the crowd had formed around my locker. Talia was crying while a certain blonde haired girl held up a bottle of water. I knew where this was heading, so I stepped up and grabbed the water bottle before the content could spill upon Talia. "Really Britney? You make this story way too stereotypical for my liking." I looked up at her, seeing her furrowing her eyebrows. "What story?" I blinked my eyes repeatedly. "What?" I turned towards Talia and did what every decent human being would've done. I quickly emptied the bottle of water on top of Britney, before hugging Talia. "UGH! What the actual f***! This top cost me 500$!" Britney was furious. I quickly whispered a location in Talia's ear and turned to Britney, seeing that she had raised her hand to slap me. I quickly dodged it and laughed. She screamed in anger before stomping away. "This aint over, b**ch!" I turned towards the crowd and quirked an eyebrow, causing them to mutter and go to their classes.

I heard the bell ring, signalizing that Maths were over. Lunch time! I opened the locker and took out my lunch money and lunch. Rushing to the cafeteria, I bought Talia some food and rushed to the library. It's probably the least STD filled room. I shook the thought out of my mind and tried to balance the food in one hand. I smiled as I took out the phone from my back pocket. I'm really good at balancing. I suddenly bumped into a wall causing the food to spill down my shirt and on top of the 'moving wall'. "Why did I have to jinx myself?" I mutter, as I took looked up at the wall, who was oddly shaped. I blinked a couple of times, which was surprisingly hard when you have spaghetti sauce in your eyes. "What the f***! I just got here!" I looked up at the clouded human being and let out a laugh, before trying to touch it. He may be an angel. I lost my balance and landed on my butt. Balancing is really not my thing.

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Word count: 1079

Heyy!

It's me again...trying to be funny and failing XC XD

I really need to go out more, I'm seriously getting my ideas from different memesXD

Anywayss

Good morning/night and adeu

Mo xx