Warrior cats spoofs

catmint

~Thunderclan camp~

Firestar: Jayfeather, what is going on here... all the cats seem as though they are high on catmint

Jayfeather: they are, some of them have been sneaking into FrozenClan and taking their catmint

Firestar: then we shall go and see if thus us the case

~frozenclan camp~

Rosestar(frozenclans  leader): STINGINGLEAF,  WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN IS GOING ON HERE, IT SEEMS AS THOUGH THE WHOLE CAMP IS ON CATMINT!

Snowdrop: marshmallows marshmallows marshmallows *says marshmallows continuesly*

Stingingleaf: I believe that they have been getting the catmint off Jayfeather,  the thunderckan medicine cat, because I kniw for a fact that after a hour with Snowdrop on catmint she explodes, but never dies.

Rosestar: then we shall go and see Jayfeather

~at the border~

Firestar: why helli Rosestar

Rosestar: its been a while Firestar

Jayfeather: *sniffs air* STINGINGLEAF!

Stingingleaf: ...

Jayfeather & Stingingleaf: how has our cats got your catmint supply

Stingingleaf: same problem in your camp then

Jayfeather: yup

~1 hour later~

Snowdrop: ~explodes distroying camo byt no cats are harmed~

Firestar: did Snowdrop just...

Rosestar: yup

random cat: what did you learn from this spoof

Snowdrop: NEVER EAT CATMINT BECAUSE I EXPLODE AND DISTROY THE CAMP

Rosestar, Firestar,  Stingingleaf & Jaypaw: never asume another clan of giving your cats catmint

Watereye: never steal from ither clans

all other cats : *looks at watereye*

Watereye: bye see you in the next spoof

Snowdrop: if she survives that is