accidents and rissottos

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teacher: *adds a load of liquid to food we were making* 

Sapphireheart: yeah, I know dont add any more until that is all gone

Blondepaw: MISS I CANT SEE!

Teacher: turn off the pans NOW!

Lazerpaw: *turns off all pans in our area*

Assistant teacher: *goes up to Blondepaw*

Blondepaw: *faints*

Assistant teacher: code blue, someone get the chair from next door

Sapphireheart: *grabbs the chair*

Assistant teacher: *places Blondepaw on the chair*

Teacher *on phone to 999* (999 is the english number for the emergancy servaces) everyone ovens off and in the classroom now

everyone: *goes into classroom*

Sapphireheart: I hope Blondepaw is alright

Lazerpaw: I hope my rissotto doesn't stick 

Gingerpaw: do you know what happened?

Sapphireheart: She said that she couldn't see anything and then fainted

everyone but Sapphireheart and Gingerpaw: *worries about rissotto*

Gingerpaw: Seriously, everyone is more focused on food then our friend, she just fainted for starclan's sake

Lazerpaw: but seriously, i do think that we are all gonna get levels 7-8 because 

1. we dealed with this situation calmly 

2. if our rice gets stuck to the bottom of the pan then we can just blame it on the accident

Sapphireheart: ...

Teacher: ok you can go back in now

Sapphireheart: thank starclan 

Everyone: *finishes cooking*

Teacher: because you dealt with a situation face on calmly, you will all be getting level sevens, including Blondepaw

Lazerpaw: alright *paw fives Sapphireheart*

Sapphireheart: *paw fives*

A/N this acctually happened, if you want to know who Blondepaw, Lazerpaw and Gingerpaw is then here are their first names

Blondepaw: Jessica

Lazerpaw: Kane

Gingerpaw: Laura

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