Warrior cats spoofs

happy new year

Sapphireheart: SORRY GUYS I've been buisy working on other projects and missed major updates, but i am back... maybe not for good but i am back. Also this may not be to good as I'm wirting with writers block so i hope that you enjoy.
P.S I'm re-writing call of the elements

Watereye: what in the name of starclan are those twolegs doing?

Ferretstar: scaring off all the prey, thats what

Stingingleaf: it's so loud

Sapphireheart: ooh ooh plz plz plz i know i know pick me

Rainpelt: eugh, Sapphireheart shut up

Sapphireheart: but it's new years

Snowdrop: *while eating marshmallows* mmph mew ears?

Sapphireheart: yeah, its now 2016 guys

Ferretstar: but why do the twolegs celebrate it?

Sapphireheart: because it means... in all honesty idk but still

Rainpelt: BUT ITS ANNOYING!!

Stingingleaf: i acctually want to know more about the new years celebrations

Sapphireheart: come on, its not midnight yet, daft twolegs setting fireworks off early.
First: food and drink

Watereye: that sounds easy enough

Sapphireheart: well, the twolegs have alcohol and the twoleg kits drink pop

Stingingleaf: cat plz Sapphireheart

Sapphireheart: we need water and lots of fresh kill

Ferretstar: on it *leaves*

Sapphireheart: next: tv shows... this is the problem

Watereye: we could just give some of the clan catmint, that would be entertaining to watch, I'll go help Ferretstar though *leaves*

Stingingleaf: sounds like an aweful idea but I'll do it

Sapphireheart: after that is games

Rainpelt: games or gamez

Sapphireheart: was that a pun on one of my nicknames... i have so many

Snowdrop: Saphire, Sapphireheart, lover, gamez and loverof_gamez

Sapphireheart: ya, anyway, any games??

Rainpelt: i have loads, I'll go set them up

Sapphireheart: alright and... the fireworks

Snowdrop: leave that to me :D *bounds away*

~one hour later~

Ferretstar: got loads of fresh kill, took a while but should be more than enough if everyone shares

Watereye: and I have mossballs of water... nice and cold of course

Rainpelt: i have the games set up, including pin the tail on the Tigerstar

Stingingleaf: and I have the catmint

Sapphireheart: haha noice

Snowdrop: and I'm all sorted to ex- i mean for the fireworks

Rainpelt: is it me or does she like exploding

Snowdrop: nonono, i like mashmallows though

Sapphireheart: lets play pin the tail on the Tigerstar

*midnight*

Snowdrop: *eats catmint slyly*

All: 10, 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Snowdrop: *explodes*

All: happy new OH GOD!!