A/N i have huge writers block at the moment, and I am not able to focus on my books for long, however I really want to update as much as possible this week for it is my birthday next week (so you may guess who the party is for) so... onto the spoof
Watereye: Snowdrop psst
Snowdrop: what is it?
Watereye: I am throwing Sapphire a suprise party, can you distract her for a few hours
Snowdrop: yup, she has always wanted to learn how to hunt, I will teach her
Watereye: Snowdrop...
Snowdrop: yeah?
Watereye: please don't mess this up
*in the woods*
Sapphirepaw: *hunting position*
Snowdrop: *whispers* thats good, remember timing is...
Sapphirepaw: *pounces and catches a mouse* like this?
Snowdrop: woah, you are a natural hunter.
Sapphirepaw: I just realised, I have never been in any of the other clan's territory's. I really wanna see thunderclan.
Snowdrop: *panicking* erm... I kinna
Sapphirepaw: Snowdrop?
Snowdrop: I could take you to the border
Sapphirepaw: *sighs* I guess that will do,
*2 hours later*
Snowdrop: lets head back to camp
Sapphirepaw: OK
Snowdrop: you know, if you were to stay then we could teach you everything to be a warrior and you could get your warrior name, you seem to know the skills needed to be a warrior, and on warrior terms you are 12 moons old which is the age you become a warrior.
Sapphirepaw: thanks Snowdrop
Snowdrop: It's true *walks through entrance*
Sapphirepaw: *walks through entrance*
Everyone but Sapphirepaw: SURPRISE!
Sapphirepaw: you guys
Watereye: happy birthday Sapphirepaw, or would you rather we used your new warror name
Snowdrop: go on
Ferretstar: may all cat's old enough to catch their own prey join me under the snowtop rock
all clan cats: *gathers*
Ferretstar: I Ferretstar leader of Frozenclan call upon my warrior ancestors to look down on this apprentice. She has trained hard to understand the ways of your noble code, and I commend her to you as a warrior in her turn
Sapphirepaw, do you promise to uphold the warrior code to protect and defend your clan, even at the cost of your life
Sapphirepaw: *slightly confused* I do
Ferretstar: Then by the powers of starclan I give you your warrior name. Sapphirepaw, from this moment on you will be known as Sapphireheart. Starclan honours your knowledge and quick thinking and wlcome you as a full warrior of Frozenclan
Sapphireheart: Ermmm...
Sunheart: happy birthday *gives giant birthday cookie*
Sapphireheart: thanks guys, but... it isn't my birthday till next week
Sunheart: what!
Watereye: WHAT!!
Ferretstar: WHAT!!!
Sapphireheart: yeahhhh, my birthday is next week
Sunheart: oh well, happy early birthday
Stingingleaf: *whispers to Watereye* I told you that it was next week
