(Nathan has logged on)
(Bree has logged on)
(David has logged on)
(AJ has logged on)
(Cecile has logged on)
(Loki has logged on)
(Thor has logged on)
Thor: Why is Nathan crying in a corner?
Nathan: I WENT THROUGH THE WINDOW.
AJ: Who put you through the window?
Nathan: BREE
AJ: Oh my gosh Bree that is so.....
Bree: *winces*
AJ: AWESOME.
Bree: Oh Hallelujah.
David: Ummm.... I..... Ummmm... BYE.
(David has logged off)
Cecile: What's up with him?
Bree: I'm not allowed to say.
Nathan: HE'S FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE. HE MAY NOT ACTUALLY BE DAVID TENNANT.
AJ: WHAT?!
Bree: Do you really want to go through the window again?
Nathan: NO. THIS GIRL NEEDS TO KNOW. LYING IS NOT GOOD.
Bree: ok, fine.
AJ: Why can't we live a day without some weird plot twist?
(Jen has logged on)
Jen: AJ, I need your advice.
AJ: What? My advice? But you hate me!
Jen: That's beside the point. I have been here for months, waiting for David to ask me out. I would like you to tell him I've given up on him.
AJ: WHAT
Cecile: WHAT
Loki: WHAT
Thor: WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY HOW
Bree: Why is this a big deal?
AJ: BECAUSE I SHIPPED IT.
Bree: OHMYGOSH IM SO SORRY.
AJ: It shall be ok dearest friend Breeanna.
Bree: It's just Bree.
Loki: Somebody get Bruce, she said shall this is not good.
Cecile: She may be going into depressed big words mode.
Thor: That happens?
Cecile: Only occasionally. it comes from insane OTP loss.
AJ: Oh my goodness gracious, I do apologize for causing any hysteria between my fellow friends. I assure you, I am perfectly splendid, it's such a gorgeous day! How could any mortal feel upset on a fantastic day such as this?
Jen: I'm getting out while I can.
(Jen has logged off)
AJ: Other then learning that my dearest friend David may in fact, not be who he says he is, and that my one true pairing has fallen apart, I am absolutely peachy. This beautiful noon day sun provides the necessary enlightenment to get through my sadness.
Cecile: BRUCE!
Loki: BRUCE!
Thor: BANNER!
Bree: HULK YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS HAVING A PANIC ATTACK GET YOUR GREEN BUTT OVER HERE.
(Bruce has logged on)
Bruce: I'm here! I'm here! What's wrong with AJ?
AJ: Oh, how delightful! My beloved Bruce has arrived. I do hope I didn't take you away from your quest to cure one of the many terrifying diseases of our days. You mustn't take time off for me.
Bruce: OTP loss?
Cecile: Yep.
Bruce: Loki, can you shut down the chatroom? She needs a to replay Portal 2, re-read Fangirl, and drink butter beer while she binge watches Chuck. And soon, because I can't have her this proper forever.
AJ: Oh my! Why would I participate in a game where a weak child is forced to test in rooms with deadly neurotoxin? And Fangirl may be an exceptional novel, but I don't need to read Cath's story once more. And Chuck's relationship with Sarah always annoys me, because in the beginning seasons they almost ignore the true and real feelings they possess. These things do not seem to cure me, because I cannot see why I would even desire to be cured.
Bruce: I'm going to have to do something completely insane.
(Bruce has invited Wheatley to the chatroom)
(Wheatley has logged on)
Wheatley: Why am I logged on to a form of communication between superheroes?
Bruce: Because I needed a moronic intelligence dampening core to shake my girl friend out of 'proper mode'.
Wheatley: Humans have modes?
Bruce: Yes, you moron.
Wheatley: Interesting. I thought only Artificial Intelligences had modes.
Bruce: Why are you not objecting to being a moron?
Wheatley: Because I'm stuck in space. And I've learned that I most definitely am a moron.
AJ: WHAT IS WHEATLEY DOING HERE?
Bruce: I invited him.
(Space Core has logged on)
Space Core: SPPAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCEEEEE!!!
Loki: I am so confused. Is anybody else confused?
AJ: Bruce, you are the best boyfriend ever! WHEATLEY I LOVE YOU.
Wheatley: Sorry, I'm in love with someone else. I'm guessing you've heard of Chell?
AJ: OH MY GOSH AN OTP JUST BECAME CANON BRUCE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
Space Core: SPAAAAAAACE!
AJ: HERE COME THE SPACE COPS!
Space Core: SPACE BUDDY!
AJ: SPACE BUDDY!
Loki: Is anyone else completely confused? I don't know what the heck is going on!
Cecile: I bet everyone is confused, not just you.
(Wheatley has gone out of the chatrooms range)
(Space core has gone out of the chatrooms range)
AJ: oh no. they are gone forever. CHEELLLLLEEEEEYYYYYY WAS SOMEWHAT CANON
Bruce: You know what, I think that's enough chatroom for today.
(Bruce has shut down the chatroom)
{A/N So yeah, sorry for confusing you all. Also, I still need a little more feedback on the one shot idea. Tell me what you think, and if you have an idea for the one shot, that would be fantastic.
Thanks!
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The one shot debater,
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FanfictionMy version of the Chatroom. I hope you like it! --- So, I wrote this story three years ago. I was very young, and my writing wasn't all that good. No, in fact, it's pretty awful. This was really just a stream of consciousness, so just, be kind? And...
