Haunted House headcanons (Losers Club)

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LOSERS CLUB

(CELERATING #SPOOKYMONTH)

- It was all Beverly's idea

- You weren't really sure about, but everyone else was down so you went along

-Richie was of course all confident af while waiting in line

-I guess you guys can grab onto me if you're scared.

-Eddie was #overhisshit

-Are you sure we're going to be the ones doing the grabbing?

-Stanley was seriously entertained by the drama

- GET ROASTED TOZIER *sips tea slowly*

-When you were walking into the house, everyone was holding hands

-Bill was a man with a plan...........that did not work.

-O-o-okay let's just stick together n-n-ow...

- *person jumps out at y'all* RAHHHHHHH!

-Mike and Ben hug each other and back up into a corner

-Eddie's screaming his ass off and Stanley's slapping him in fear

-Bill and Beverly both have a shook look on their faces

-You and Richie literally made a run for it

- #NOT TODAY SATAN

-Now the Losers are pretty much spread out amongst the large manor

- Okay Richie, just stay next to me alright?

-Yeah s-

-*clown approches slowly with a bunch of ballons and a mallet*

- AWW HELL NO! *cue Richie shoving you in front of him*

-RICHIE WHAT THE FUCK!!! AHHHHH

-Meanwhile Mike and Ben are lowkey trying to map out where they are

-Eddie and Stan are literally in sprint mode trying to find the exit

-Bill and Beverly are actually making it through this (no surprise there)

-You and Richie continue to walk around gripping onto each other

-They're just people right? No need to be scared!

- Yeah you're right (y/n).

-*little ghost girl appears* Boo!

-*Richie puts his arms into a cross shape* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!

-You're just screaming while keeping your face buried in Tozier's back

-Bill and Beverly have officially found their out of the hell hole #OTP

-Eddie and Stan are opening every door and freaking out over everything

-Mike and Ben decided to just go for it and dropped the mapping idea

-Ben just transformed and didn't let no chainsaw murder scare him

*chainsaw guy shows up* HELLO MOTHERFUCKER #savagemode

-Richie and you were highkey struggling

-*two twins are now looking at you in the hallway* Come play with us.

- I THINK THE FUCK NOT YOU TRICK ASS BITCHES!

- Richie watch your mouth! AHHHHH! *more running*

-Eddie and Stanley were the second ones out and poor bb Eds is crying

-Mike and Ben were third #underrratedheros

-W-w-wait where's-

-AHHHH FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!!

- DON'T LEAVE ME  TOZIER!! YOU ASSHOLE!!

-Bill didn't even finish his sentence when you and Trashmouth came bounding out

-THAT'S THE LAST TIME I GET DRAGGED INTO ANYTHING!

Next year....

Bev : Hey guys there's a new haunted house attraction in town. Who's in?

You : No.

Losers Club : Yes.

You : Fuck it.

Losers Club : YAYAYAY!!

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