IT Preferences & Imagines

You hit him in the wang (LOSERS)

{ Okay this idea was in a comment by @arminattackontitan on my last update. I just felt like it was too good not to do }

 s t o r y l i n e : You were telling the Losers Club about your exciting trip to California over spring break. Everyone was interested in what you had to say, especially about the huge amusement parks. You were talking about one of the scary roller coasters and swinging your arms around for extra effect. BUT! You may have swung too low......

Billy Goat

"OH SHIT (Y/N)!" 

"OH MY GOSH BILL I'M SO SORRY!"

He'd be leaning forward trying not to collapse. LORD HAVE MERCY ON HIM.

"Are you okay?! Do you need ice or something?!" 

Then Richie Tozier happened.....

"Hey! Big Bill didn't stutter!"

"Seriously Richie?! That is not the most important thing happening right now! "

"(Y/n), how do you think his balls feel right now. I'm obviously trying to distract this dipshit from his pain." 

And he just can't shut up....

"You know I feel bad for your one brain cell up there. Must be lonely floating around in emptiness...

"Shut your mouth Toezier or your nuts are next!"

Stan the Man

He's dramatically falling on his knees and screaming at the top of his lungs.

"WHY ME! OF ALL PEOPLE ME!"

"Stan, you seriously sound like a five year old. GET UP!"

"YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN WOMAN!" 

It took him a good 6 minutes to finally stand again, and by then you and the other Losers had already walked to the local drugstore for some snacks.

Eddie Spaghetti

Literally starts tearing up in front of everyone and he doesn't even give a shit.

"EDS ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! I'M SUCH AN IDIOT!"

"*sniffles* It's fine (Y/n)...."

"Is there anything I can do? Anything?"

"A kiss would probably make me feel better...."

So to answer your questions, yes you did kiss him :) And Richie had something to say about it afterwards....

"I see what you did there.....GET IT EDDIE!"

"SHUT UP TRASHMOUTH SHE'LL HEAR YOU!!!"

Richie Hoezier

MOTHER FUCKER! HOLY SHIT! FUCK YOU TRICK ASS BITCH! HOW COULD YOU DO ME WRONG LIKE THIS! AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS IS WHAT I GET! SON OF A BITCH! FUCK I CAN'T FEEL MY ENTIRE LOWER BODY YOU ASSHOLE!"

"Are you done Richie?"

"NO! I'LL NEVER BE DONE (Y/N)! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I WHACKED THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR VAGINA HUH?!

"Rich-"

"YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! DON'T EVEN COME NEAR ME WITH THOSE FUCKING WEAPONS OF YOURS!"

"You mean my hands?"

"I'M FILING SOME COURT SHIT ON YOU BITCH! YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER!"

He's trying his best to be strong guys give him a break.

Big Ben

"I thought you loved me (Y/n)....."

"BEN! I'm so sorry! Are you okay?" 

"And never was there a tale of more woe, than (Y/n) (Y/l/n) and her Romeo."

*cue a dramatic fake death scene from the new kid*

"Wow that was really good."

"Thanks........It really does hurt though."

"Wanna get ice cream?"

"And suddenly Romeo is alive and well again!"

Mike & Ike

"(Y/N)! AWW SHIT!"

"Mike! I didn't even know I swung that low!"

He dropped the popsicle box he was holding in his hands. All he wanted was a simple summer day with his friends......Was that too much to ask for?

"All these flavors, and you chose to be salty."

"Seriously Mike now is not the time for jokes! ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?"

"Jesus woman I'm fine! All I need is a little recovery time god dammit! Now here, eat your popsicles and be happy!"

"Sounds good to me babe."

w i n t e r f i r e & j a n u a r y  e m b e r s

"Crap! Bev are you okay?"

"Yeah I'm fine (Y/n). Didn't even feel a thing darling."

"Spoken like a true woman. Could you be any more amazing?

"Well I can't answer that."

{ I'm going to do another wyr and keep commenting requests so I can keep this book alive! Thank you :) }