Things you say while cooking (Losers Club)

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NOTE : I was on a bit of a short break but I'll be updating more frequently now! Thank you for all the great ideas & requests. I'll be writing them in the order I received the messages :)

Bill Denbrough

"BILL! I told you that was enough frosting already!" 

"B-b-but it will m-m-make the cake better!" 

"Oh! Is there a cake? Cause if there was, I CAN'T SEE IT UNDER ALL THAT PINK FROSTING!" 

"FINE! B-b-but you don't have to b-b-be so mean." 

"You know I still love you." 

"What w-w-was that (Y/N)?" 

"I sAiD yOuR hEaD iS sHaPeD LiKe A hOrSeShOe."


Stanley Uris

"These might actually be a little overcooked (Y/N)."

"Geez. How long did you leave these in the oven? Three days?"

"Baking's not really my thing."

"You're right. But let's cover these in frosting and feed one to Richie."

"Sounds like a plan!"


Eddie Kaspbrak

"Wow Eds! This is really good!" 

"Thank you (Y/N)! I've been perfecting the recipe all day."

"Awwww you're so adorable Eddie." 

"STOP I AM NOT CUTE!"

*Walks out from behind the counter with an apron that has his name stiched across the top and a chef's hat in one hand*

"You were saying?"

"Okay so maybe I'm a little cute. BUT DON'T! Mistake my size and demeanor for lack of crazy BECAUSE I GOT IT! AND I'LL USE IT!"

"Noted."


Richie Tozier

"Is something burning in here?"

 "Only my love and desire for you (Y/N)." *seductievly leaning on counter*

"Richie the toaster's on fire." 

"Let's not ruin the moment sweet cheeks." *SUGGESTIVE WINK*

"If my house burns down we're breaking up, and I'm officially giving Stan permission to kill you!"

"I am disgusted, I am revolted, I devote my entire life to our lord and savior Jesus Christ, and this is the thanks I get?" *climbing into dryer*


Mike Hanlon

"I made your favorite dish babe!"

"You didn't have to Mikey." 

"But I wanted to cause I knew you were feeling down."

"You're literally the best!"


Ben Hanscom

"Using my expert reading skills and careful calculations, we should have baked these cookies exactly right."

"BEN WE ALMOST DIED AND THE OVEN WAS LITERALLY IN FLAMES!"

"I never said I was good at math."

"Just let me do the cooking next time!"


Beverly Marsh

"LOOK (Y/N)! I'm Katy Perry!" *presses whip cream can against boobs*

"Bev I swear to god." 

"I'm gonna do it you wanna straighten the face or run?"

"I wanna run but how would it look?"

"Califonia girls were unforgetable....." *starts softly singing*

"Beverly no."

"Daisy Dukes bikinis on top!" *singing louder*

"BEVERLY MARSH!"

"Sun-kissed getting so hot, we'll melt your popsicle!" 

"I give up at this point just do it."

"OOH OH OOH OH!!!" *proceeds to spray whip cream all over the kitchen*


(HAPPY LATE NEW YEAR GUYSSS!)

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