Anime Oneshots

Spooky Scary Skeletons

Anime: Attack On Titan
Pairing: JeanMarco
AU: High School. Their at a school dance, they make out against lockers, jumpscare, almost Jean vs. Eren, I don't know, I'm feeling spooky.

The gym of Attack High School; home of the fighting Survey Scouts, was decorated from floor to ceiling in fake spiders and their webs, pumpkins, and seasonally colored garlands and streamers.

However, Jean Kirschtein and Marco Bott weren't there for the decor. Marco had insisted on doing a couples costume, despite Jean's constant answers of, "No Marco, I don't wanna look like a dork." Marco replied with, "Jean you prat, please!" And who was Jean to deny his adorable boyfriend. Marco ended up going as a half eaten zombie, his arm healed behind his back most of the night, ripped plaid shirt and black jeans, with some makeup help from Sasha Brauss. Jean had transformed himself into a vampire, he was quite proud of himself, the costume fit well and made him look quite regal. A long ruby cape, white shirt with billowing sleeves and black trousers. The fangs along with fake blood were cool but, quite unpleasant to wear.

To connect the costumes, the put two dots of red on Marco's zombie-fied neck with blood running down them and a pair of his own fangs.

Unbeknownst to the pair, Eren Jaeger, Connie Springer, and Armin Arlert had a small, skeletal surprise for them. They had managed to sneak out of the gym into the hallway, filled with a row of lockers, which happened to hold Connie's locker. Armin had joined their plan regrettably so, here he found himself in skeleton garb, in Connie's locker. They had left the door open just enough for Armin to bust out of it when the time came. Connie was hiding around the corner holding his phone, prepared for video and Eren hid on the south exit of the gym, the door was blocked off that evening, which made their plan even easier.

The plan was to catch Marco and Jean in the act of making out, which was inevitable, have Armin bust out of Connie's locker and scare them all whilst Eren was playing the song Spooky Scary Skeletons and Connie was recording.

Twenty minutes passed and to their luck, there came the couple of the night. Jean pressed Marco up against a locker, only three lockers down from where Armin was hiding. They giggled at each other and began to kiss.

Eren was as quiet as he could be, he set out the wireless speaker. Texted Armin, "Count to ten slowly and then bust out of the locker." Connected his phone to the speaker, volume all the way up.

1, a kiss from Jean to Marco, Eren silently gagged. 2, a small shuddering breath from Armin. 3, a small laugh from Connie. 4, a kiss from Marco to Jean. 5, a smile from Eren. 6,7,8, an inhale from Armin. 9,10!

Armin bust from the locker, slamming it open with a loud clang. The lyrics, "Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine!" Echoed through out the hall. Connie came closer to the action. Marco let out a ear splitting scream and Jean jumped back with a giant yelp of his own. "Happy Halloween, Horseface!" Eren called from behind the action. Armin ran towards Connie for protection.

Jean went for Eren instead. He rose his fist as Marco grabbed at his ribs. Eren rose his as well and Jean went in for the first punch, a small, pale, cold hand graded his wrist. "Jaeger, Kirschtine, Arlert, Springer, Bott, detention!" A booming voice sounded beside him. "Mr. Ackerman, oh sh-t," Jean thought, pulling down his hand. "Totally worth it," Eren commented. "I better see you all in my office Monday after school, now go home," Mr. Ackerman said. "Oh come on now Levi! They were just having a bit of fun, I agree with detention but, let them stay for the rest of the dance!" Pleaded a loud voice from behind them. "Mx. Zoë, you're a life saver, even if I have detention," Eren thought. "Fine Hanji, if it'll get you off my back about making them go home but, you keep an eye on them sh-tty-glasses," Mr. Ackerman commented before stalking back inside the gym. "Thank you, Mx. Zoë," Marco said. "No trouble at all boys, just stay out of trouble for a bit," they said before leading them back inside the gym.

"Jean don't be mad, it was all in good fun, and I've still had a great time with you," Marco said taking Jean's hand. "Yeah, I've had a good time with you too but, I will get him back," Jean said fiercely. "I'm sure you will tiger, just don't let it be on school grounds," Marco replied. "No promises," Jean said with a laugh before sweeping Marco on to the dance floor.

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Like I said I'm feeling Spooky™ thus this was born. I don't know why, I'm sick, I felt like writing, here we are. What are you guys going to be for Halloween? I'm going to be Hanji.

XX, Tori (Salutes)