The Ex-Boyfriend Benefits // 5SOS

Chapter 1

"What the actual fck, Calum?!" I shout at him, sounding pissed off yet smiling, its just he looks funny. He is probably the most annoying guy you'll ever know, I swear, but I still cant stop smiling because he looks like an idiot right now, like seriously.

"Calum, please. Can you not?!" I say again when he doesn't stop rubbing his face on my back while I'm on my computer. Yes, we're in my room right now. Nah. Just hanging out. This is a usual thing for us. My parents trust him. A lot. But at this moment, I can feel the urge to tell them they shouldn't trust this idiot right here.

"Shut up, Judith. You owe me one so, just dont mind me." So, he continues his business there, behind me, and I stop minding him, technically. I mean, I don't say a word again since we both know he won't really stop doing that, but not minding him is impossible. I can't focus with what I'm busy with. And I'm doing a research. By researching, I mean, stalking. Yep. I have this huge crush on someone at school. He is literally so hot and today, this morning, I found out his name with the help of Calum, my love. So, this is what happened:

*flashback*

We were in the foodcourt, not eating, but doing our homework. Or I must say, copying our mate's work. Then, I saw this hot guy, whom I've been crushing on and I started freaking out, kind of, just enough for Calum to be annoyed.

"Calum! Oh my gosh. I wanna know his name!! This is so not good! I have this crush on him for almost two weeks and I still don't know his name!" I started shaking his arms as I freaked out which made him want to kill me that moment the way he looked at me.

"For almond's sake, stop it, Judith!" He shouted, not that loudly, just enough for me to stop. So, I stopped and then, he stood up, then made his way to a girl-- a really annoying one-- who was sitting 3 tables behind us. I wanted to throw our table to Calum and to that girl, (whom we know, has a crush on him) because Kathryn-- the girl-- has been trying so hard to make Calum notice her.

There was a time, while we were walking through the hallway and we saw her, then she suddenly fainted. And she meant doing that and its so obvious. But too bad for her, Calum didn't help her. Then, last week, during our class discussion (Oh yes, she's our classmate, too), she gave a letter to him, written: "Are you free this friday?" then after that subject, Calum went to her then said, "I'm freaking expensive." And I still laugh whenever I remember it because we saw that line on a meme on facebook and I cant believe he actually used it on her.

So, basically, Calum was indirectly telling Kathryn that he has no interest in her, that's why I was so pissed off when he went to Kathryn's table then whispered something. I could see her hyperventilating because Calum was trying to flirt with her and I wanted to kill them both to do that in front of me.

When Calum made his way back to our table, he looked annoyed again. And I was like, "What the fck?" because he ignored me.

After all our classes that day, while we're sitting on the school bench (we really don't stay at school after class but that time, Calum insisted) and this Kathryn girl approached him again. I was rolling my eyes at her for like, hundred times, and even chopping every piece of her body in my head. She gave a paper to him so, Calum said thanks, with matching huge smile, then kissed her on the cheeks and I was about to hit the girl when Calum grabbed my hand then started walking to the school exit.

When we're finally outside, he gave me the paper that freaking girl gave him. And I was on the edge of punching him when he said, "Cant you just read it? The fck, Judith! You're such a sadist!!" So, I glared at him but opened the paper anyway.

There's a name written on it: Ashton Fletcher Irwin.

I glared at him again, giving him who-the-fck-is-this look.

"That's the gay guy." He said.

"The hell? Who?" I asked, confused.

"See it yourself." And that's it, we went here, in my house, then searched that gay guy he's talking about on facebook. And I almost killed Calum by hugging him so tight and kissing his face (except the lips) when I opened the guy's profile then found out that it's the guy that I like. I kept asking him how he did it but he just told me, "You should just thank my genes." Then smirked. I knew he did it through Kathryn, obviously, I just didnt know the process and stuff.

*end of flashback*

So, yeah, I really owe him one. I mean, big time. I'm freaking out because I finally know that hot guy's name.

"Judith, I'm hungry," Calum suddenly says, now hugging me from behind. I ignore him since I am "busy". If you're wondering why I let him do this to me, it's because he lets me do this to him, as well. Right. Calum and I are ex lovers but we still cant stop acting like we're still dating, though we both are into with somebody.

Let me just tell you how we ended our relationship:

"I think, we need to break up," I said to him. We're in my room now, as usual.

"What's the reason?," He asked.

"I like someone new," I honestly answered. We're just staring at each other, like, soul to soul. Maybe, thinking what the heck we were doing.

"I see. All right." He just said then, layed down on my bed. After a few seconds, he grabbed me and positioned me on his top. I looked at him, confused.

"We're not dating now." He continued. Then, I didn't know what happened but I kissed him or he kissed me so, we were kissing. It's like, it happened at the same time. *end*

Yes, we're offcially not official now, nothing changes though. He likes a new girl and I like a new guy, anyway. I know it's really weird and stupid how we still act like this.

"Judith.." He says, still bumping then rubbing his face on my back, and back-hugging me too. He's playing his fingers on my stomach. Fortunately, I'm not ticklish, but it gives me shivers.

"What the actual fck, Calum Thomas Hood?!!" I push him when he suddenly touches my boobs. Seriously. He's now on the floor and laughing at me. I sit down and face my computer again. Gah, he's still a perve to me!

I can feel him position himself too, like how we looked like a few seconds ago. I just ignore him again. But, he starts kissing my nape slowly. So, I face then glared at him. He kinda pushes me, making me lean against the table where my computer is and starts kissing me again, on my neck now. I try to smack him on his face but he grips my hand tightly. His face is too close to mine.

"Judith, please." He stares at me.

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