I exhale heavily as he finally lies down my bed.. while laughing.
"Look at your face!" He teases me. I can see the tears in his eyes because he is literally laughing exaggeratedly while holding his stomach. I understand why he's laughing like that, but fck him!
I decide to cover his face with my pillow until he cant breathe, then he dies. Thats how I want things to happen right now. It's freaking embarrassing!! I look like the 4th idiot (if you know, what I mean).
So, this happened:
He was staring at me seductively, our nose touching while his hands were holding mine like it's his. Then, I saw him close his eyes, so did I. Yep. I closed my eyes when he said "please". I couldn't resist him. We were so close that I could already feel and smell the air coming from his nose, and I was waiting for him to kiss me. I thought he's gonna do it but he didn't. Right. Fcking Calum Thomas Hood.
Instead, he flicked my forehead then started to laugh so hard. It's not that I wanted a kiss from him. It's just, you know. He unfurled the wings of my false hope. Ugh!
"I'm going to kill you, Calum!" I glare at him. I am freaking pissed off. The shame is too much for me to handle. He literally is the most annoying of the most annoying human being on this planet, indeed. Like, F!!
"Judith," He laughs again. So, I throw my math book at him. It's the only hard thing on the table. I won't break my laptop just for him. But the book falls on the comforter.
"Or perhaps.." He stops laughing, gets up from my bed then, goes in front of me again. He's seducing me by the way he looks at me.
"..you really want me to do it," He continues, now giving me his more seductive look plus really seductive voice. I swear. I'm the one who looks like an idiot now and again. He is sizzling hot! And he becomes hotter when he's teasing me like this.
"No." I pause. Now, looking serious. I have an idea.
"I want to kiss you. Let me do it." I tease back. That's a truth, though, that I want to kiss him. But right now, all I want to do is for him to regret embarrassing me. He looks shocked but I know he wants to try me so, he dares to face me again. I smile when I see him close his eyes, as though waiting for me.
If you think I won't do it, then you need to wake up and tell yourself that no one can ever resist someone who's as hot as Calum. So yeah, I kiss him. And I know he is surprised because he stays still for a few seconds. I continue kissing him, though. Then, he starts to move his lips to kiss me back and we're now doing it deeply. I know what I'm doing. I know him so much. Too bad for him.
I find my hands scratching themselves on his back, then to his hair. Swear, I'm not doing it. My hands decide so.
He enjoys kissing me. And I admit, I'm enjoying it (and him), too, so I Iet my hands play on his shirt then to his chest.
And when the perfect time happens, I push him slightly, just enough for him to sit on the floor again. He looks annoyed. I know it.
"Fck it, Judith. Damn!" He yells. I smirk. I'm the one who's smiling really wide now.
"Your bad, not mine." I tease again. I'm laughing because he looks so embarrassed and pissed off right now, and.. unsatisfied. Told you, I know him. We've been officially together for like 10 months. That's why I'm sure as fck that he gets really frisky when we kiss deeply, especially when I touch him. So, when he started to touch my bosom again, that's when I pushed him. And I know how hard it is for boys, especially to him who was born frisky. That's my revenge, to make him suffer. Abstinence for the win.
"I'm so done!" He exclaims while giving me his im-seriously-going-to-kill-you face, then walks out of my room. I'm still laughing. He is annoyed like a person who's dying to eat his favourite burger but when he unwraps the paper wrapper, it falls on the ground. Too sad and too bad.
I decide to continue my "research" since Calum isn't here anymore. I bet he's in the kitchen, drinking water to calm himself, he always does that when he's bored or annoyed with me.
Or maybe, he's in the bathroom, you know. Kidding.
"Gah!" I can't help to say. Like, freaking Ashton Fletcher Irwin is seriously hot! Yeah, I'm scrolling down his photos on facebook. And yes, I already send him a friend request.
"So, he plays drums," I whisper to myself. Talking to yourself is cool, man. I see this one of his profile picture while he's on his drums and he looks like an emo with his bad fringe. But thank whoever inspired him to cut his hair as it is now because, swear, HE IS FREAKING HOT.
Scrolling down, scrolling down, they say we're too young now to be stalking somebody else. (I'm sorry. I'm lame.)
When I'm done with his profile pictures, I check his other album; it says "School".
I realize that he's been studying here for years because of his picture on our english week 2013 where he looks like a greek god. And I remember that we all dressed like that last year because it's the theme. Basically, he's here since last year or maybe even since freshmen year but I only noticed him two weeks ago.
I roll my eyes when I see some-- yes, not just one, but at least 3-- photos of Ashton with a slut whose dress is as short as an underwear while side-hugging him intimately. Next one is like a stolen shot where they're kissing in the dark, you can see that it's really them inspite of darkness because of their hair and body. The first two pictures aren't taken at school, though. Maybe, the album title "School" actually means "people from school". Another picture is a stolen shot again, where they're holding hands while sitting on the grass, smiling, staring on each other, and all; this one's taken at school now. Ofcourse, we're attending the same one thats why I am sure. But what really annoys me is the girl herself, not what they do on the pictures.
Because that freaking slut is Kathryn.
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