Behind The Reason

9. Bad Joke

"I told you not to try this, didn't I told you she was going to bite you"

"She's a wild one"

"Watch your mouth, man! You okay Ali ?" Said a familiar voice at the same time he switch the light on in the car.

"Don't ever do that again!" I said turning to him, beating his shoulder with my weak hands who were still trembling "I almost had a heart attack! You guys are stupid! Something's isn't going well out there or what" I asked pointing their head when I was turning behind.

"It's going perfectly well we assure you"
They were two guys behind, plus the other who was still grumbling for his hand.

"You okay ? I'm really sorry for your hand, " then I realized that it was his fault not mine, who asked him to do that," but good for you! You wouldn't do it again next time"

"We have to go to the hospital to make sure that she didn't transmit rabies to him" teased the guy who was in the middle
They all laugh but not me
"Great! You guys enjoyed the show?" I ask annoyed by them behavior.

"It's enough now!" shouted Josh

" Where are we going ?" I asked

" Oh ! You haven't told her yet J ? You disappoint me " said the one on the left side " Listen perfectly, prepare your ears, we'll ... "

"Take you to sacrifice to satan then burn your body till it goes to cinder and trow the rest in the lake" harshly cut the one that I bite.  I was shocked at what I had heard

"WHAT ??? " I screamed.

"Ouch! Shut up! You sound like the last note of my grandmother's piano "said the middle one. Everyone was laughing again. Except me

"Enough, it's over for jokes for today, it didn't make her laugh so try a little harder next time" said Josh, the only one who still had his head on his shoulders, well, I think.

"For jokes, you've found something original," I said, half-angry half-smiling

We had been driving for about ten minutes and I still didn't know where we were going, Josh looked from time to time at the review mirror and I knew there was something but he didn't want to alarm us.

"I'll go buy something in this shop first," he said, pointing at it. "Ali, come with me " sounds like an order than a request.

"Hey-Heh-Heh, cupids hits I think" teased the guys. I was half smiling but didn't say anything.

We parked, then got out of the car, he turned around and I do too and saw a car in the distance doing the same. At our entrance the saleswomen looked at us, I bet they think we're together, just misses that he holds my hand and the picture will fit perfectly. 

"What are we going to buy... here ? Another thing to your mother?" I tease him.

"Nothing I just wanted to visit" 

"Seriously Josh! A lingerie shop? You couldn't have found better?" 

A young lady approached him holding a nightie and suggesting " this one will be fine with the young lady" 

I looked at her, straight in the eyes saying "thank you, I'm comfortable with my long t-shirt and my shorts to go to sleep no need of your froufrou that cost the skin of my buttocks" 

She looked at me slack-jawed and went away.

"Josh, what are we doing here? If it is to sow the other car you could have gone around waiting for them to sow before a red light " 

" But how ? You see them too ? " 

"One, you're a bad dungeon, two, a shop of panties, please !? haha I already spotted them a long time ago since we left the parking area"