(We apologise in advance for anyone we insult in this chapter, its purely just messing and we have lots of friends that are ginger too, I mean c'mon , we're Irish of course we do)
Theas POV
Who the hell invented school, and why weren't they murdered.
You'd think that science would be class with explosions and fire and cool shit but today, and I quote, "we are learning about bananas". I do admit, I was a bit excited for it but then rolled my eyes at the thought of Kay running in from whatever class shes in now, just to give a demonstration.
My bubble was quickly burst when the old hag announced that "we will be learning about the history of bananas and what their colour means".
I groaned along with other students but my forehead thumped against the desk, making heads turn to me.
my partner beside me chuckled and leaned down to whisper in my ear "you know you could experiment with my banana if you want and maybe we could finish it off in the janitors closset later on"
I grimaced in my mind but used the pointers that kay had taught me and 'seductively' winked at him while motioning him to come closer.
his eyes widened and this bandana kid had no idea whats about to hit him.
Literally.
I punched the kid hard in the throat which sent him into a huge coughing fit and making his face turn purple.
I snorted unladylike at him and rolled my eyes when a few students ran over along with the teacher to make sure hes okay.
grabbing my bag in frustration I stormed out of the class, knowing that no work would be done.
even though I wouldn't of done it anyways
I was walking down the hallway running my fingers over all the lockers until I heard a nasally voice.
"Oh my god, did you see Nash today? We are so gonna get married" she flicked her red hair over her bare shoulder and her little 'posse' fawned over her
I scoffed "ginger bitch" under my breath while walking past her
"what's that, leprechaun girl?" she asked, thinking I would back down from her
bitch you don't wanna know how my fist feels against your botoxed cheek
I stopped in my tracks, and through her voice I could hear her smirk
"that's what I thought, coward" her posse laughed and I shook my head with a wide smirk.
"tut, tut, tut, the fuck do you think you are?" I walked to her, amused at this gingerbread hoe.
"i own this school and you cant do nothing about it" her contoured nose stuck high in the air.
bats in the cave
"Ohhh, so I cant do this?" my fist hit her nose and I grabbed the front of her Hollister top and dragged her forward to me.
she was whimpering and tears filled her vomit coloured eyes.
"dont tell me what to do" I growled and threw her to the floor.
the crowd that had formed was silent, well, most of it was. I couldn't help but laugh at the voice that was shouting me on the whole time.
"go on Thea! that's it Thea! hit her in the fanny, or the boob. no! Both!" I walked away and saw my best friend jabbing through the air.
its a good thing it wasn't an actual person or else she would have broken her thumbs.
I shook my head at her. "come on hoe"
she bounced happily to me. "Man I hate gingers"
I laughed at her and we turned around, probably to mitch, but we were met by Santa Clause himself.
"my office" he said monotone. me and kay looked to eachother and rolled our eyes but followed him nonetheless.
his office was mostly pine and he sat in his big Santa chair. honestly I was surprised when I saw that Rudolph was not his secretery.
he sighed and leaned forward to look at us. "Girls, your fathers told me about yeer situation. I understand what ye are going through-"
me and kay shot up from our seats. I shook my head fast, my fists clenching and unclenching.
kay spoke for the both of us. "No. No. No. No. Just stop. You have no idea of what we have been through and what we are going through. So shutup and enjoy your milk and cookies while you can because your sleigh is about to off the rails"
we both stormed out of the office. I knew I had to get my anger out on something before I go 'full hulk' as kay calls it.
"prank?" kay turns to me though already knowing my answer
"prank"
Kayleigh's POV
God I never thought I would see the day where I'm patiently waiting outside a classroom which held...a ginger.
I mean come on, what sort of creature could create such a being with hair the same colour as a pumpkin and name it after a spice.
People these days.
The screeching of the bell echoed through the halls and I smirked knowing it was go time.
The door opened and the once innocent kids come out with the poison of the Hitler lad in their brains.
Speaking of poison, here comes pumpkin head now.
"Oh oops, I am so, truly, not sorry" I fined innocence as I walked straight into her causing her books to crash on the floor.
"You" she growled twitching her eye.
"Me" I grinned showing all my teeth.
"Where's your little bimbo, she got away to easy for my liking, that's not the way I like to run the school" she snarled.
I cleared my throat "1 only I call her bimbo, 2 we always get away with thing so get used to it and 3 the only thing running in this school is all the lads you fucked when the find out you have an std" I smirked proudly, folding my arms as I saw the embarrassment creeping onto her face and the fury lighting in her eyes.
By now, a crowd had formed and I chuckled as I saw a couple of Caspar's among them.
"I...You...Ugh" she stuttered lost for words and stamping her hot pink high heel on the floor.
I laughed at how pathetic she was and spotted Thea I the corner of the eye swipe a finger over the tip of her nose.
I began walking away from pumpkin head and tomato face thinking of the fun could have tormenting her.
"Oh and one more thing" i said spinning on my heel to face her. "The janitors closet is occupied this evening" I smiled sweetly turning back around and strutting away.
Gingers.
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Double Trouble
FanfictionMeet Daisy- Lee Richardson. Schools sweetheart, everyone loves her. The girl who volunteers in the animal shelter every Saturday. Straight A's and never mentioned a curse word. And then theres the two behind her... Kayleigh Davern and Thea Jones. S...