Double Trouble

Chapter 42 - Chopped Dick

KAYLEIGHS POV

I was laying peacefully on my bed. Dreaming about a world of skittles. All the different flavours pour from the sky like rain and when I open my mouth I catch them on my tounge,making the flavour burst in mouth.

"Kayleigh! Get your lazy fucking ass up"

I'm gonna kill her.

"Thea, I was having the best dream" I whined and stuffed my head into my pillow. Thea yanked the covers off me, sending an unwanted shiver down my spine as the cold morning air nipped at my exposed legs in football shorts.

"We're gonna be late" She hissed. I gornaed again but this time she snatched the pillow from under my head and whacked me in the face with it.

"Thea, you fucking bitch" I grolwed and jumped up from the bed.

"At least I got you up" She shrugged before innocently skipping out the door. I glared at her retrieving figure but got dressed anyway.

I walked down the stairs to see Thea in the kitchen helping herself to some jammy doughnuts.

Typical.

"Morning sleeping beauty" She teased and I gave her the finger which she laughed at. I went over to pantry and stuck my head in. The doorbell rand and Thea claimed she had it so I continued my search for food.

"Kayleigh it's a package for you, I think it's condoms again" She said while throwing it at me. I turned and caught it while staring at it confused.

"Why would someone send me those, I already have loads?" I asked aloud.

"I know, that's what I thought" Thea said incredously and I chuckled.

I opened the box and dropped my jaw at what it held.

I could feel Theas confused stare on me and as she neared me and saw what was inside she gasped.

"Kay, why the fuck have you got a real dick in your hands?" Thea asked warily.

"Id like to know the same" I said back.

"It's big" Thea commented.

"Pff, I'v seen better" I huffed and put the box on the counter.

"EW, Kay, don't put it on the counter!" She yelled.

"I'm hungry" I whined. She rolled her eyes and continued eating her doughnuts. I pulled out a box of the pop tart things and put it in the toaster. Just then Johnson and Camera walked in to the kitchen while warm smiles and greeted us.

"Hey, what's this?" Camera asked whole he reached for the box on the counter. Me and Theas eyes both widened and before we could yell at him he had already screamed.

"Why the fuck is there a dick on my counter?!" He yelled. Johnson rushed over and peeked into the box before turning away and gagging.

"It's not yours?" I asked mockingly which earned me a glare.

"Did ye do this?" Johnson asked us.

"I wish" Thea muttered and I threw my head back in laughter.

"Kay, why is it addressed to you?" Camera asked slowly.

Shit.

"Oh well would ya look at the time, Thea we're gonna be late" I said while flinging my bag over my shoulder.

"But school doesn't start for another 40 minutes" Thea said confused.

Is she fucking serious.