Double Trouble

Ch 8 - Wombmates

Theas POV

After finishing my masterpiece, I stepped back to look at my artwork.

A normal locker.

A evil grin was set on my face as I strutted down the empty corridor. Doing the moonwalk past kids sitting in their class, begging for their misery to be over.

Dopes.

The bell soon rang and I stood in the doorway of a unused classroom.

Students filled the corridor and I stood back, waiting for our plan to commence.

Right on time, I saw Kay 'accidentally' jostle into the bitch who called me a leprechaun.

I'm not a fucking leprechaun

A crowd formed around the two, hoping to see a fight to make their lives a little less boring and a little more entertaining.

They will not be granted a fight, yet, but something much, much better.

I shivered as a thought ran through me. I could picture myself and Kay sat in a chair with our hands stroking cats like the typical evil guys in a bond film.

Kay's eyes met mine and I signalled her that all was a go.

She smirked that signature smirk of hers and I just had to roll my eyes.

Dope

She strutted her way over to me after saying a few more words- most likely insults.

I nodded at the ginger, "how'd you distract her?"

She smirked at me and shrugged. "How I usually distract people" I turned towards her.

"Give them head?" I asked innocently. She growled and shoved me, "oi, watch it"

I laughed and punched her arm which resulted in her elbowing my stomach.

Some people gathered around us as if we were fighting.

Jesus don't get understand that your not best friends if ye don't insult or at least hit each other every day?

My attention, as well as Kay's, turned to the prey as it pranced in its freakishly high heels.

Everything had gone back to normal, all minding their own business

But not for long...

"What the-?"

The bitch was shocked when she opened her locker and a picture of a leprechaun fell from the roof of the locker.

"Diddley eye, diddley eye, Where's me pot o' gold" It sang.

Me and Kay walked by just before green glitter shot out from her locker, covering her head to toe.

She screamed "UGH!!!"

I couldn't help but join Kay in laughing.

All students made a path for us, as we walked towards the canteen.

"KAYLEIGH! THEA!" We heard before we legged it into no-ginger-land

Only one table was left with open seats.

Oh hell no

"Thea come on!" Kay tried to drag me by my arm but my feet were planted.

"No way.Nope. Hell no. Never in a million years. I'd fuck a donkey before sitting there" my glare was set on the table.

Suddenly my view was blocked by Kay's head. Her glare made my stance quiver. I drew in a breath and I had to submit.

"Fuck!" I yelled and Kay's glare finally left and she smiled as if she didn't just fucking murder my soul.