5 Guys 1 Girl (One Direction)*Editing*

Chapter 9-Creepy one direction and problem solved

LISAS POV

I woke up and i was in someone's bed. I turned around to see Louis eating a carrot staring straight at me.

"Creep" i said.

"I'm not a creep I'm Louis" he retorted.

"Why were you watching me in my sleep" i asked.

"Oh, so Harry can take pictures of you in your sleep, Zayn can sit in here and listen to you sleep talk, Niall can trace your lips with his finger, and Liam can play with your hair, but i can't watch you. That's mean" he stated.

"THEY DO WHAT" i yelled at Louis.

"Oops i didn't mean to tell you that" he said looking scared.

"Grrrrrr" i screamed out of frustration.

Just then Louis ran out the door and downstairs. I guess the boys are down there. Because he was screaming,

"Run, Hide, Angry Lisa Alert"

Their damn right I'm angry. Why the hell are they doing this to me while I'm sleep. I mean who traces someone's lips.

I stormed downstairs and all the boys were trying to get Louis to tell them why I'm mad.

"Hey, boys" i waved and smiled.

"She doesn't look angry" Harry stated.

"Don't walk into it" Louis yelled.

"So, Louis here tells me you all do certain CREEPY things to me when I'm sleep" i said calmly although i wanted so badly to explode.

"LOUIS" all the boys yelled.

"Sorry, it slipped out" he said sinking down in the couch.

"And you LiLi...." i pointed at Liam " I thought you were the normal one"

"I know, I know i surprise myself sometimes. But in my defense your hair smells of strawberries" he said.

"I know its my new shampoo its scented an- Wait a second i am mad at you guys" i remembered after getting caught up in my hair.

"And Niall really, who traces peoples lips" i said

" I'm sorry they looked so soft" he stated.

"Wait something just came to mind. I sleep talk" i asked.

"Yep" Zayn answered.

"Well, what do i say" i asked needing to know what Zayn hears.

"Oh, you say stuff like....... Harry is so incredibly hot and Sexy" Harry answered.

"I didn't say that and how would i know if you are sexy" i asked knowing Harry is an idiot.

"You can find out" he offered.

"No thank you" i replied.

"You say things like the candy puff. And I'm like What the Fuck is a candy puff" Zayn said. And we all laughed.

"I don't actually know" i laughed.

"STOPP" Louis screamed and we all flinched at the sudden loudness.

"WHAT" i screamed back.

"Your birthday is Tomorrow" Louis informed me.

"Oh, yeah i almost forgot" Zayn said and the others agreed.

"How on earth do you all know my birthday. I never told any of you" i inquired.

"Ummm, we kinda had someone do a back round check on you" Liam spoke.

"You what!!!!" i yelled.

"We had to make sure you weren't a criminal" Liam said.

"Oh, well if i was a criminal do you think any of you would be alive right now" i stated slightly annoyed.

"Well you won't exactly come out and say, Hey I'm a serial killer you better run" Louis said.

"Whatever" i flicked them off.

"Sooo. What are you doing for your birthday" Harry asked.

"I don't know" i answered.

"Come on you'll be eighteen. You can get into clubs with the rest of us. I think we should go clubbing" Harry suggested.

"Nice of you to offer but until Tuesday I'm BROKE and i have school tomorrow" i informed Harry.

"Well you can use my card and get all your stuff and we can go after you get out. Ill pick you up and you can change in my car. Problem solved" Harry said with a smirk. This boy is crazy if he thinks I'm going through with that. I don't like spending others money. It makes me feel poor and not independent. He is also crazy if he thinks I'm changing in his car.

"No, problem not solved. I don't want to use your money and I'm not getting dressed in YOUR car" i stated.

"Wait a second, you said not my car. So you would get dressed in other peoples cars" he said looking stupid.

"Yes, you have wondering eyes" i said.

"Well whose car would you like to be picked up in" Zayn asked just squeezing into the conversation.

"Niall or Liam" i said without hesitation.

"Hey what about the carrot man. I don't have wondering eyes" Louis protested.

"Well true you don't. But i heard your driving skills suck" i said.

"Touché" he said back.

"But why Niall and Liam" Zayn asked.

"Because they are the most mature out of all of you and can handle a girl undressing in the back of their car" i said hoping to wrap up the conversation.

"FINE" Louis screamed.

"Um ok, well i got to go the storm is over and i bet my mum is scared shitless" i said grabbing all my bags and heading to the door.

"Ill drive you" i heard a strong irish accent say and instantly knew it was Niall. I nodded and we walked out.

"Ill drive you" i heard someone who sounded like Louis mimic Niall. I turned and gave Louis a quick glare before following after Niall.