"Evan!" One of the neighbors daughter ran up to me and hugged my leg. "Aww why hi there Sally." I greeted her with a smile as she giggled. "Sally don't bother the neighbors." I heard her mom call out as she walked up to us. "Sorry about that, she just hasn't seen you for a while. She still remembers you as the best babysitter." She told me as she pick up Sally.
"Aww, well I am pretty good babysitter." I said with a slight chuckle. "Well we have to get going. Say bye bye to Evan, Sally." She told her. "Bye bye Evan!" She said waved with a wide smile and then they walked off.
I chuckled and walked in my apartment, closing the door behind me and locked the door. "Oh boy, I have to think of another plan to get to the rest of the money." I told myself out loud as I walked up to the couch and flopped down on it.
I stretch my legs and arms, hearing them pop. I have work today so I'll be going there like in a hour. I roll of the couch, landing face planted and then crawled to the bathroom, feeling lazy to get up and walk over there.
I start the water, undress myself, and then wait for the water to heat up. While I waited, I stared at my reflection in the mirror. "Who would ever love a murderer like me?" I asked myself as I moved my hair off my face.
The mirror started to fog up and blur up my reflection so I turn around and get in the shower. I stood there letting the water hit my back while I started to space out.
I did have multiple crushes in my teenage years, but they were all assholes. Some even tried to used me just to get their ex back and make them jealous. Of course I would sometimes tell them that I want a serious relationship, but they will all just ignore me and sometimes say I'm no fun.
Fuck you bitches!! You only want my big juicy dick!!
I start to wash my hair and my soft slightly tanned body, then I rinse off the soap off of me. I wrap a towel around my waist and walk out, getting dressed in my uniform that I brought back home just to wash it because a fucking drunk asshole threw up on me. Good thing security came over and took him outside.
I tie the shoelaces of my black converse and fix my pants. It was kinda warm outside, but I don't give a shit. I my beanie and walk out, locking the door behind me and make sure I have my pocket knife in my...pocket.
I hop in my motorcycle and drove off towards my job, there was a bit of traffic but of course I took some shortcuts. Once I arrived, I parked my bike and walked in from the back door of this place.
"Right in time Evan, I need you to take Brizet shift for today." The boss told me as she walked by me and went to her office. I went to my spot saw all the dirty dishes there in the sink and a few guys already making out with some chicks and the others watching the strippers dance on the pole.
"Can I have two margaritas, please." A chick asked me as she leaned over the counter, exposing a bit of her chest. "Can I see your ID?" I asked her as I filled up a cup of beer for a older gentleman that asked me before her.
"I already showed my ID to the bouncer." She hissed at me. "Okay if you say so, just a heads up, the margaritas here are filled with alcohol and has a lot of lime." I told her as I made the margaritas and then handed it her. "Take your time drinking it." I told her as I went back to washing a few cups. She only huffed and took them away to a table where another girl sat there talking to a guy.
I rolled my eyes and kept washing the cups until a small tap was heard on the counter making me look up and stare into those bright unique eyes that almost got me lost in them for no unknown reason.
"7 cups of wheat whiskey please." He told me as I slowly nod and start to make those 7 drinks for this gentlemen right here. He was a quite older like about 30 years old and had a small black earring on each ear. He also seemed to be like 6 ft tall.
I finished making them and handed them all to him. "Need help?" I asked him, just incase if he does need some help. "Nope, I got this." He told me as he held all of them on both of his big hands and took them away like a boss to a round table of gentleman. "Heh, lucky for him to have friends." I mumbled as I filled another drink for another chick.
Once I was done with my job and everyone left, leaving me here all alone just to clean this whole place by myself. This is what Brizet does in her late night shift, she cleans clearly everything and then leaves. I grab a broom and sweep the dirty floor filled with confetti and a few panties of people that had sex hidden.
Not gonna lie, it was quite creepy in here and since I'm all alone, It's worse.
I clean the counter and wash the leftover dirty cups and placed them in their cabinet to dry up. Once I finished, I left this creepy place and head over towards my motorcycle, hopping in and starting the engine as I place the helmet over my head.
"No stop please!!"
I look over at an alleyway and saw a guy being pushed against the wall while the other had a gun aiming at its head. I chuckled and hopped off my bike and head over there, slowly putting my black gloves on.
"What the hell is going on over here?"
They both jump and look over at my standing figure. The guy with the gun aimed its weapon at me as he had the frightened guy pinned against the wall. "How about you walk away slowly and leave us be." He warned me as I just chuckled and looked at him.
"How pathetic you are." I mumbled as I walked up to him, seeing him back away slowly and his hand start to shake. "Don't make me shoot!!" He yelled at me but I just smirked. I immediately grabbed his arm and pulled him forward and then lift my knee up high, kneeing his abdomen hard.
He dropped the gun and I take out my pocket knife, swinging it at his neck and seeing blood gush out of it, wetting my glove with it.
"Aww man you got my favorite glove dirty." I mumbled and then pushed the knife deeper in its neck and pulled it down by making it wider. The other guy just watched in horror. I grabbed the gun and slowly started to walk out of the alleyway, seeing him have a relief expression, but of course I smirked and aimed my gun at him quick by pulling the fucking trigger, seeing his head get blown and hit the wall. Seeing his body fall limp on the bloody ground.
"Pathetic, insolent, and idiotic people." I said and head over to my motorcycle that was still on. Then I drove off, heading to my apartment quick with a smile on my face.
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What the hell is this?! (H2Ovanoss)
FanfictionIn the city of Los Santos, where trouble and sex happens every time. All the gangs walk around in every street in their own pack and every hotdog stand near the beach and the fair, while I'm here running around solo and stealing every bank by myself...