What the hell is this?! (H2Ovanoss)

Chapter 4

(Art by Hiba-tan. Also that's what the chick looks like.)

This past four months were the greatest time of my life! And it still is! My hands holding her waist as she sat on my lap with her arms wrapped around my neck.

"So what are we gonna do this weekend? Kill people? Rob a different and more challenging bank?" She asked me as she kissed my lips passionately. "Hmm how about I take you on a date." I told her with a smirk, seeing her giggle slightly.

"I have nothing fancy to wear you dummy." She said with a chuckle. "But you have nice, adorable dresses like that pink summer dress and that cute white one that makes your eyes pop out. You will always look beautiful in any type of clothes Jazmine." I told her with a smile.

"Well I went shopping yesterday while you went to work." She told me as she got off my lap and ran into the bedroom to get her new clothes. Then she came running back holding a bag filled with dresses and pants. "Well I bought this new flowery dress and also this red dress with white spots just like Minnie Mouse. Oh! I also bought this...wait...this is yours!" She threw a packet of boxers on my face making me slightly blush.

"How do you know my underwear size?" I asked her as I stared at the red boxers. "After sex, I was peaking in your clothes just to see if you were hiding anything, but then saw your underwear size." She told me as she looked deeper in her shopping bags from Macy's.

"You know that I wouldn't hide anything from you." I told her with a slight innocent smile. "Says the one who hides food everyday, like last time you hid the last piece of pie until I saw you secretly eating it in the bathroom." She said with a smile. "Hehe! Well I like food a lot." I said with a chuckle.

"Do you like me more than food?" She asked me as she raised an eyebrow. "What a beautiful day." "Did you just dodge my question?" "Nice dress." I said all clueless. "EVAN!!" She yelled out my name as she furrowed her eyebrows. "Fine Fine! I love you more than food, calm your tits woman!" I told her with a goofy smile.

"I love you so much that I won't let anyone take you away from me and I will protect you. I swear all of this with all of my heart." I said with a smile as I raise a hand and the other cross over my heart. She smiled happy exposing her pearly white teeth. She jumped on my legs and kissed my lips passionately.

"Well what are we waiting for! Time to get ready for that date." I said with a cheeky smile. "I'M USING BATHROOM FIRST!!" We both yell out at the same time until we start glaring at each other.

I immediately push her off on the couch and I run towards the bathroom, but her hand grab my ear, pulling me back and ran inside the bathroom, closing the door. "Ladies first bitch!" She yelled out from the other side of the door.

I chuckled as I get up and went to take out my clothes for this night. Ten minutes later she comes out with a towel wrapped around her body. "Took you long enough." I joked seeing her glare at me. "Says the one that's takes 20 minutes to take a shower." She told me as she went up the closet and took a specific white dress that had a heart shape hole on the back and took out some white high heels.

"I don't take 20 minutes! I take 1200 seconds." I told her, doing the math in my head quickly. She just chuckled.

I went to the bathroom and closed the door behind me, not locking it just incase if Jasmine needed to do her makeup. I undress myself and threw the clothes in the basket while I wait for the water to heat up more. Then I hopped in the shower, washing my body and hair.

Once I was done, I grab a towel and wrap it around my waist. Slowing walking out, making sure I don't slip, there stood Jasmine doing her makeup, fixing her eyeliner. "15 minutes, new record." She joked with a slight smirk.

I went to the bedroom and got ready, fixing my shirt and my pants. I took out my glasses, putting them on, and then head out, fixing my hair with my fingers. "Ready?" I asked her as I peak inside the bathroom, seeing her put her red lipstick on. "Ready!" She said as she turned off the light and walked out, swaying her hips side by side almost hypnotizing me.

We head out and make sure we have everything like keys, wallets, and pistol if something bad happens and disturb our date. We hop on my motorcycle and drive off to a restaurant that I chose. Once we arrive and parked the bike, we walk in and get escorted to a table.

"Wine?" The waiter offered us while holding a bottle of red wine. "Yes please." I responded as he nodded and poured us a glass of wine. "I'll be back to take your order." He told us as he left with the bother of wine.

"Wow, there's so much food here!" She squealed as she checked the menu with a wide smile. I already picked mine, a big, juicy lobster. "I'll choose this one, the oysters." She pointed out with a smile, showing me the menu picture of the oysters on a plate. "Good choice, but if you start disliking it and feel like throwing up because of the taste, please don't puke on me." I told her with a innocent looking smile.

After our date we started driving around the city just to explore and make fun of people that walked or drove by us. That's until I heard a shot and saw a guy fall back on the ground, blood spreading all over the concrete.

"Evan drive now!" She yelled out.