What the hell is this?! (H2Ovanoss)

Chapter 49

(Song: saib. - in your arms) (A/N: This songs is what Delirious plays on his ukelele more later on in this chapter.)
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"All you ladies pop yo' pussy like this. Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss. All you ladies pop yo' pussy like this. Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss. Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now." I sang to myself while hiking up a steep hill. I had one of those sticks in my hand that helped me climb up and not fall.

"Lick it good. Suck this pussy just like you should, right now. Lick it good. Suck this pussy just like you should, my neck, my back. Lick my pussy and my crack" I keep singing out loud.

I've been here for at least a whole week now. I've hiked, cried, birdwatch, animal watch, collected fireflies, skip stones, tree climbing, and finally tried to find big foot. But the most important thing I did was stare up at the sky and contemplate about life.

"My neck, my back. Lick my pussy and my crack. My neck, my back. Lick my pussy and my crack." I kept singing until I finally reached the top of the hill. "MY NECK, MY BACK!! LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK!!!" I yelled at the top of my lungs that echoed through the whole entire forest.

I giggled softly until my stomach growled. "Shit I'm hungry." I mumbled softly, starting to head back to the cabin and trying my best to get down the hill. The whole entire walk was just me singing and kicking rocks, trying my best not to trip nor fall.

I finally arrive at the cabin, walking in and taking my hiking boots off. I'm so fucking exhausted and hungry!! What should I eat? Oh that's right! Salmon!

I take out a fresh and dead Salmon from the cooler that was still filled with ice. I'm surprised that it still hasn't melted during this whole entire week.

I grab a knife and start to cut it open, taking out the small heart and a few little organs that it had. The fire was already ready outside so I stab through the fish with a wooden stick and head out, placing the salmon in a stick by the fire.

"Perfect! Now I have to wait for it to cook by itself." I told myself as I grabbed my ukelele and thought of a song to play. My fingers started to automatically move up and down by themselves, playing something soothing and chill.

The wind was making my hair flow with it and land on my face. I might be like in a my early thirties, being 31 years old and Evan about to turn 26 in May 31st.

My body tensed up as I felt something lean against me, but when I turned my head towards that side, there is nothing.

I've been feeling a small presence around me the whole time, during the whole entire week. It's almost as if I wasn't alone here in this humongous forest.

I stopped playing the ukelele, seeing the salmon already being cooked with the heat of the fire. So, I grab the stick and started to eat it quietly.

I like going out in the wilderness. It's quiet, calming, no annoying people around, and you could probably do fun things here if you're with someone you care.

"I'll bring you here one day Evan. Just wake up soon." Once I was down eating, I kept playing the ukulele, enjoying the leaning feeling against my body even though there was no one there.

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My head rest onto his shoulder as he kept playing his ukulele. I never knew that he could play an instrument like this one. I know how to play the guitar but I never knew about him playing a small guitar related instrument.

The music was soft and chill. Nothing bad nor sad. Just calming.

My body tingled a bit as I closed my eyes, but I remember that Jon ran out of food so he might go back to the guys with a serious face that hides all the happiness in him.

My body started to feel a bit...how could I explain it...heavy and light at the same time. Like my eyelids feel so heavy that they are being forced to close my eyes but my body seems to be slowly fading away.

The soft music played into my ears while I tried my best to keep myself awake, but it was just too hard. I feel tired and also happy. I'm happy that Jon is calm and happy too, ready to see me.

Oh man...half of my body's is gone now...well...night night.

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"Hello Evan. I know that you're sleeping and probably can't hear me, but I wanted to tell you all the things that had happened recently in this week." I told Evan's laying figure, watching him sleep peacefully while his mother sat on the other side of him with a worried expression, but her smile never left her lips.

"Well Jonathan went to the forest since the day he took you here, just to have some time away from all the stress and drama from us. So, me and Tyler are taking care of the whole gang. I just don't know how he deals with our shit when it comes to him taking care of us by himself." I told him with a slight chuckle, placing my hand on the top of his. His hand held Del's mask in place, not letting go of it.

"Tyler is the cook now. I'm like the mother. And the rest are just doing their own thing, probably trying their best not to get me mad. But don't worry, we are okay. Also, Jon might come back tomorrow or maybe today more later on in day if he runs out of food over there."

His lips quivered a bit which got our attention and then it got still. I let out a small sigh but still smiled sweetly. "Evan, please wake up soon. It might of had been a week already and your ass must be completely flat by now, but we need you here Evan. Jon needs you back in his arms or underneath him in bed. He is waiting for yo-"

My phone started to vibrate in my pocket so I take it out and answer the call after seeing the caller's name. "Hello? Jon is everything okay?"

Jonathan - "I'm coming back. I think I'm feeling much better. For worry I'm on my way back. Is Evan okay?"

I chuckled and said, "He is alright. Still sleeping peacefully like a newborn baby." Jonathan chuckled through the phone call, but then it lost signal. I hanged up, knowing that he is driving on some part of the forest which has no complete service.

"Well guess what Evan, your lover boy is coming back! He is feeling much better and is ready to deal with our shit." I told him until I felt his hand hold mine tightly. I look up to his face and saw his eyes twitching and trying their best to open.

Mrs. Fong immediately went to get the doctor while I'm here with Evan alone, hoping for him to open his eyes.

His eyes immediately opened, looking around his surroundings with wide eyes. His breathing started to act up fast, about to hyperventilate.

"Evan calm down, I'm right here." I tried to calm him down, but his eyes showed shock and fear.

Then the doctor and nurses came in quick, forcing me to get out. Once I finally put of the room, I started to hear him scream and cry.

"Evan?"