Friend 1: Great 2 faced blondies riding the bus
Me: NO FAIR I WANNA BE WITH THE GUY THAT EATS COCAINE
Friend 2: He eats cocaine?!
Friend 1: The way you worded that made you sound like you wanted to date him.
Me: THATS CUZ IM HIGH FROM EATING COCAINE
2 Faced Blondie: EATING COCAINES MY JOB!
So him eating cocaine is true, so is that he road the bus tonight with friend 1. Also we do call him 2 Faced Blondie but he doesn't know that and me and Friend 2 never spoke to him before... enjoy
