11 December 2017
I'm just a mere chairman. That's all I am.
Red Cross meeting today, and my job as health and safety chairman is to literally just tell some half interested high schoolers about measles or blood or whatever.
The secretary on the other hand, actually has a real (eh sorta not really) job.
But the secretary didn't show up. Geez she had one job.
Anyways, someone decided it would be a good idea to give me the job of the secretary. ...bad idea.
I'm supposed to be typing up a secretary email rn, but idk what that's supposed to mean. Welp.
3 minutes later
So I wrote the first half of the email, and then I being the dumbass I am, I decided to mindlessly hit keys on my laptop. And it might be beneficial to mention that the forces hate me rn. I hit tab and then return. Tab put the cursor on the send button. Anyone wanna guess what happened when i hit return?
Mac keyboard shortcuts my ass.
Does there need to be a shortcut for every single damn functionality? I mean it's not like anyone remembers all 16947293627 combinations anyway. I swear, one day there's gonna be a shortcut for the shortcuts. You want to bold and italic at the same time? Dw we created a new letter in the alphabet just for that! Ugh. There's nothing wrong with the good old mouse and clicker.
#screwkeyboardshortcuts
So yeah I sent a half finished secretarial (is that a word?) email to the American Red Cross. Damn I can't even send an email without effing up.
And so I started my second email with "sorry, there's more"
Nice and professional amirite?
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