6 January 2018
Wait! Before you start judging me, I'm not being a basic-ass fad follower.
I am a little Indian girl.
And brown people have been using coconut oil forever.
Like long before some white bitches came along and started treating it like some kinda new and amazing discovery/invention/cosmetically purposed product. Let's just say there's two types of people...
1. Me and mah homies! I get my jar of coconut oil for 3 bucks at the grocery store, and it's the kind of oil you could actually use for cooking. And I use the shit out of it and it effing works and it lasts me a good solid 6 months. Coconut oil is a natural treatment, so you better know imma use it naturally.
2. The other kind. The type of person that'll literally spend $12 on an 8-ounce bottle. And don't gimme shit like "this luxurious coconut oil was extracted from coconuts born and raised in the bountiful soils of the equatorial islands, enhanced and enriched by the gentle breezes, radiant sun rays, and exotic waters of the Pacific." NOPE. I CALL BULLSHIT. Coconut oil is just coconut oil, and selling it in a fancy bottle through a hotshot brand for a hellish price and adding a lot of ridiculous description words isn't change the fact that it's still the same goddamn coconut oil!!!
Also, please don't discriminate against coconuts. Coconut lives matter.
*on a side note, have you noticed that coconuts are on of the few foods that you actually can use every part of? You drink the water, you can eat the insides if they're soft, grate the insides if they're hard, and use the shells as bowls! All in all, I appreciate the coconut.
But anyways.
I rubbed coconut oil on my arms and legs this morning, and now my legs feeling baby soft. It's like that feeling you get right after waxing. Just overall softness and smoothness and silkiness.
Okay now I feel like I'm describing Dairy Milk chocolate. Which, by the way, out-rules Hershey's any day.
Pro-tip for anyone who wants the satisfaction of smooth legs but doesn't wanna go through the time and self inflicted pain associated with waxing, just pour coconut oil over yourself!
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