What Are The Chances?

Spooks

It was currently a Friday, and Lolbit was standing in the girl's bathroom messing with her hair as she waited for the hallways to clear out.

Today the school was having a pep assembly, and Lolbit had figured this was this was the perfect time completely disregard school rules and skip. In her opinion, it's not like she was really missing out on anything. She hated pep assemblies. They didn't make her peppy at all. They made her want to die. They were stupid and had no right to last three hours.

But moving on from ranting about pep assemblies, Lolbit's plan was to go straight from Mr. Goff's class once they were dismissed to go to the assembly (since there was no way in hell she was going to try and fight against a crowd of ravenous teenagers and teachers) and hide in the girl's bathroom until it was clear. After that, she was supposed to head downstairs and find the two gay dorks who were in a supply closet in the science hallway.

The dorks had class together. Lolbit was pretty sure they had Mrs. Moss or something? Whatever, it wasn't important.

She decided she should probably head downstairs now that the hallway was practically empty.

Once Lolbit reached the science hallway, it occurred to her that she couldn't actually remember which supply closet her friends were supposed to be in. She guessed she'd just have to check all of them.

Why a hallway needed multiple supply closets she would never know.

She swung open the door to the first supply closet she saw and was greeted by something very gay.

Bonnie Barese and Freddy Fazbear were busy making out behind a shelf full of cleaning products.

Lolbit knew that Bonnie kid hid in the supply closet a lot but she never knew that was why.

Anyway, wrong gay couple, moving on. Lolbit slowly closed the door and moved onto the next supply closet.

All she found was a broom, toilet paper, and what was possibly a dead body.

Lame.

She moved to the last closet. This time, instead of finding a dead body or two gay guys making out, she found her friends making out.

Figures.

Lolbit decided that if she ever wanted to make out with someone at school she'd do it in the supply closet. Because apparently, it's a popular spot.

"Hey, guys."

They didn't respond.

"Guys!"

Still nothing. Damn. Lolbit slammed the door shut.

NOTHING.

For fucks sake, the level of unawareness was quite impressive. She needed to get her friends out of the closet.

Heh heh, out of the closet...

Lolbit pulled out her phone and called Baby. She knew full well that the redhead always had her ringtone set at full volume, even when she was at school.

It only took a few seconds before the emo music Baby had set as her ringtone starting playing from inside the closet. Then there was an audible groan before the phone was answered.

"Can I help you?"

"Are you two dudes done kissing, or do you need another minute?"

"How did yo-"

"Bro, did you two seriously not hear me trying to get your attention? Were you guys having so much fun that you became void to all sounds around you?"

"We were no-"

"Honestly yeah." Ballora cut in, pushing open the door.

Baby ended her call with Lolbit.

"Wow, rude. You didn't even say bye before you hung up."

Baby raised an eyebrow. "You're standing right there, did I really need to?"

"Yes."

"Whatever, let's just get out of here."

As the three headed down to one of the back doors they ran into a couple of familiar students.

Their names were Lior Doonan and Malak Mann, but everyone called them- "Lefty! Music Man! My dudes! What are you guys up to?"

"We're ditching." Of course they were.

"Hey, same!"

Suddenly an old man descended the staircase near the door. "Did I hear you kids say something about ditching school?" Turns out it was the janitor. No one knew his name, but everyone called him Old Man Consequences. Which was ironic since there weren't ever any ramifications when he was around. So Lolbit casually answered. "Yeah."

"Okay, have fun."

"We will, thanks Old Man Consequences." Lefty said, pushing open the door.

"Yep."

Once everyone was outside, they started cutting through the baseball field.

"You know, I really love that nobody at our school seems to give a single shit."

"Yeah, it's pretty great honestly. Where are you three heading?"

"Horror attraction. You dudes?"

"Home."

"Good choice."

"I know. We'll see you guys later, we have to take a left up here."

The two groups parted ways, abruptly ending what was both a very short and pointless conversation.

It took a good fifteen minutes after that conversation to actually reach Fazbear's Fright. And the line wasn't super long, surprisingly.

When they reached the front of the line one of the actors had come out to talk to the guy at the door. The actor was dressed in a dirty yellow rabbit costume and Lolbit practically screamed when she realized who was under the mask.

"Dude, look who it is! It's Springle Pringle!"

"Oh my god, you're right!" Baby laughed.

"I'm sorry, who?" Ballora frowned.

"Oh yeah, you've never met him! Bal, this is Tom Springer. He's a senior who graduated last year."

Tom frowned. "Pardon you, but I'm am not Tom Springer or Springle Pringle, I am Springtrap!"

"Eh, that's kinda dumb. Springle Pringle is better."

They continued to piss off Spring Roll a little longer before they actually went inside.