Rants on Twilight.

Rant on Twilight: Breaking Dawn

Okay, so Breaking Dawn was the end of the Twilight Saga. Some people thought it was good (SOME of it anyway) while others thought it was th biggest piece of shit to hit the book stands. It was.

I mean, the book is just following the controlling relationship of Bella and Edward. It could've ended with them getting married and living happily ever after. But no, it has to continue with her getting pregnant with some demon spawn. And what was up with the name she called the child? 'Renesme'. What insane idiot would call their child that?! Sure, it's original, but it's shite! And a mouthful to say.

The only decent part in that book was Jacob's point of view, and that's only because Jacob brought some humor to the book. He lightened the mood in a dark situation, and helped the Cullens to save Bella. His idea, he saved her life, he's a hero. Yet it's freaking Edward who get the heroism, only because he delivered said demon spawn. What did Jacob do? Oh nothing, except save Bella from a thirsty vampire. You know, just an everyday occurrence....

And the damn ending. Waste of my fucking time. I wanted bloodshed! I wanted a vicious battle! And what do I get? A bunch of fucking WIMPS who leave after half an hour DEBATING whether or not a little girl is a freaking banned immortal child, or whatever it is they're called!

But the amount of time put into the build up of it. The amount of vampires with amazing abilities that are brought into it, for a battle in which they may all die, and I get nothing. They just....walk away, as if nothing happened. Actually, I get to see a bunch of black cloaks pounce on one stupid vampire. That's no fun! I wanted to imagine fire going everywhere, black cloaks being ripped apart, body parts flying randomly. Something worth the build up!

And all I get is a bunch of fucking cowards, who come along, act all tough, and then just bolt away. IT'S A WASTE OF MY FUCKING 7 EURO! And then, Edward is able to read Bella's thoughts. That's a waste of books! All he had to freaking do to read her thoughts, was turn her into a vampire, and make her discover her 'power', if you can call it that. All she can do is create an invisible bubble that keeps everyone mentally safe. I have another word for that, anti-illusion!

Also, I hate it when everyone keeps Bella away from HER baby, when she gets back from hunting. If they thought Bella would KILL her own CHILD then they're idiots. You'd do ANYTHING for your child as a mother even die. Do they think that? No, they grab her, and keep the baby to themselves. It's damn annoying, and Edward then gets to act all smug by saying, 'Oh by the way. I knew Bella wouldn't kill our baby because she legged it away from a bunch of humans when she was hunting.' Jerk much!

And Bella is damn vain in the book! 'Oh, I'm so perfect and beautiful now, and I can proudly stand besides Edward, and be happy now that I've changed for him!' Jesus, if you felt unworthy to be next to him, leave him! He might be able to change, but a person shouldn't change to be like your partner. Did she change for him? Yes. Was she happy about it? Of course she was. She's an idiot.

Bottom line in this rant: I wanted some damn good bloodshed, and for some people to die. At least then, it would be a decent ending.

I didn't like the fact that Bella because a vain bitch. Even vainer than Rosalie!

Didn't like the fact that her new 'family' didn't trust her with her baby.

I wanted Bella and Edward to die. End of.

Oh, and if Bella could ever get the chance to choose between Jacob and Edward again, she should choose Jacob. She wouldn't have to change for him, has known him longer, and he could protect her better than Edward.

That's all i have to say on the book, Breaking Dawn, by Stephenie Meyer.