Dear Justice League,
I don't know if this is possible for you hot shots or not, but can someone please just come to visit?
And no, don't ask, it's not to fawn and drool over everyone's coolness and hero mightyness.
Don't laugh or anything at what I'm about to say to you guys, okay? But I think there's a ghost following me home from school.
I know, I know my bros and ladies! That's not possible right? There's no such thing?
But here's my absolutely, positively true reasoning dubbed fact by a smart guy like me.
You see, if Doctor Fate has his hocus pocus magic locus stuff going on, then there's sure to be some funky smelly figures in the dark right? Which means that there's still the tiny chance of a boogie man following me home from school! Science could be wrong when saying ghosts aren't real!
And I know that what I said was weird and nuts, but I'm one nutty fellow myself and I still believe in the nuttiest people to solve the worlds problems. This is real and this is what happened, okay?
I was walking home from school today when I felt the same feeling on my neck like I did on Halloween. (And don't worry I still got into a normal school even though I didn't get into stupid prep). I took my usual path down the block and took two lefts down the street, then a right. I took the same path I always take and I walked by the same alley I did on Halloween.
And what was there you might ask my leader dudes?
I saw the same gosh darn shadow man!
The very same creepy dude!
I ran home after that and locked myself in my room.
Please send anyone to help. I don't want to get eaten alive. After all, I have too much to live for. I still haven't even got a girlfriend.
I'll take anyone.
Even Superman.
Sincerely,
William Batson
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