ALL THE TAG CHALLENGES....

*scandalized gasp*

Did I scare you with the title?
If so, sorry.

First and foremost,

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!! IT'S 2018!!! WE'RE GOING TO REPEAT THROUGH A WHOLE 365 DAYS ALL OVER AGAIN!!! IDK WHY I AM SCREAMING ABOUT THIS!!!

OK so this is a tag where I "expose" some unknown facts about me, aka telling you guys that I'm not really who you think I am.

But in all honesty, Wattpad is really where I'm the most my real self. So maybe these facts will surprise almost none of you.

Since it's 2K-EIGHTEEN, I'll "expose"... NINE (bet you didn't see that coming) facts about moi. I don't really know how to do this so... eh.

ENJOY!

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1. I am extremely fast at picking up a perverted "that's what she said" meaning of.... anything really.

And the thing is, since it clicks in my mind so fast, I have a really tough time trying not to have a reaction.
So basically, I either suppress a laugh or my eyes widen, and then everyone - if they are also perverted (which they most likely are) - suddenly realizes that I'm not the innocent whoever they thought I was.

Well, bout time anyway. Lol.

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2. I am freakin' weak. Ask ETERNAL_VOODOO_DOLL.

Once I was leaving for a class after hanging out with both Tee (ETERNAL_VOODOO_DOLL) and Hakyeonie (Miyuki_Sakurai), and she didn't want me to leave, so she just didn't let go after hugging me, and I legit struggled so much but I couldn't get out.

And another time, I was refusing to get up from my chair so she was all prepared to drag me off the chair, but all she had to was slightly tug on my arm and I was basically up.

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3. I have majored in reading smut with a blank expression. It's honestly one of my talents as a reader. I can keep the most blank and dead-eyed expression on my face if the story just suddenly flips into a "scene" I wasn't expecting.

But I don't usually do this if it happens while I'm next to my besties coz well... *shrug* they know I'm a perv.

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4. I am THE worst at calmly reading fluff in stories, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S MY OTPs. I just can't, okay???!!!

I'm sorry, but if you have,
1) Paired my OTP
2) Made them complement each other's characters perfectly
3) Made them do the cutesiest most romantic crap
4) Made them say the most adorable (NOT cheesy) stuff to each other
Etc, etc...
DON'T EXPECT ME TO STAY ALL CALM AND OKAY WITH IT

I WILL FULL ON FANGIRL WITH SQUEALING, JUMPING, KICKING, AND SOMETIMES JUST HUGGING MY CHEEKS WHILE MUTTERING "that's so adorable" OVER AND OVER

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5. I do have a favourite smut author on Wattpad. So sue me.

And it's mainly because,

1) Her story ideas are all very different and don't follow the same overused storylines, and even though it's the same two people in different scenarios, their characters perfectly adapt to the situation