when blayde tozier, older sister of ritchie tozeir, stops being homeschooled, she joins dairy high school. wear she is initiailly bullyed by the bowers club. after she shows them that she isnt like other girls in diary high, she forms a budding real...
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im shleep
"pssst"
"pssssssssst"
"BLAYDE!" i herd soomeone whisper shout in my eye and i woke with a start
i opened my eyes tiredly
it was.............................. alyssasa
"dude what the fuk i thought i kiled u" i yawned
"yer u did.. vic took my body 2 the sciene lab at skool wen u all last and fixed me up with metal, so now im a cyborg ... also fuk u wtf was tht shit, tht was so dog.."
"oh of course he did, hes been wanting to try tht expieremnt out for ages" i rolled my eyes
" anyway what do u want u scrap metal hoe" i asked tirely
"....fukin greta bowie has taken patdick from his room and is holding him hostange, thretening to kill him if we dont save him together!' she explained.
"greta????? tht bich!!!" i explaciened "i had math with her anyoing sistar knive bowie and she asked me how to spel sercel haha she thougt it was spelt lyk c-i-r-c-l-e im so glad she went mising.." i raved
"yer thts all wel and good but lets got save him???" she anotied asked
"ya obvsly idot but im not going anywere with u wen ur wearing THAT! have u ever herd of fashion sweaty? i meen i no ur a ded zombie cybog but u could at least try ugh" i sayed throwing her an outfit i had lying around
"now if ur going to be my sidekick while we save pattycakes, u need to be dressed imaculatly idiot!" i explained as i put on my own outfit
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she put on her outfit and picked up my 3rd spare gun
"now lets go you dumb idot bich" i smirked at my own hot sassyness and we jumped out of my 3rd story window and ran off into the night, heading to greta to save my mans
